Topic: WANTED: someone who needs a speech written

Hey guys,

I need practice writing various speeches. I can provide fresh outlines, actual speeches, etc. etc. Only stipulation is that when you give the speech the reactions of the class/audience are videotaped so that i can see first hand the type of response it gets. I'm trying to figure out if its just the way i present myself, or the quality of the actual speech that makes me look good in classes.

thanks in advance,
ud

<KT|Away> I am the Trump of IC

Re: WANTED: someone who needs a speech written

there's something that makes you look good in classes?

NEE NAW NEE NAW

Primo

Re: WANTED: someone who needs a speech written

man where was this thread like a year ago when i needed help with a speech. -_-

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Metrex

Re: WANTED: someone who needs a speech written

the only one I know on IC who has to do speeches that he doesnt also have to write himself is Einstein

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: WANTED: someone who needs a speech written

Can i get a speech about the usa failure policy in our schools

Creator of Pretenders vs Contenders

Re: WANTED: someone who needs a speech written

Why the hell do you ask these people for things and not me. Write my Aircraft presentation speech, that will give you some diversity in your speech writing!

TC pwns me

Re: WANTED: someone who needs a speech written

I can write my own speeches, but I wont be giving one this year most likely... so I would be of no help anyhow tongue

In fact I am writing my 'EPIC SIZED' final political post as a speech in a way tongue

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
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Re: WANTED: someone who needs a speech written

"Stuff..shoould fly n shit. Shit didn't couldn't fly, but then the wright brothers made it fly. Then the isley brothers invented jet propulsion. We need warp drive so we can colonize other planets ahead of the Romulan empire, but that's gotta wait. Til then we gotta fly bigger shit faster. The end. "

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: WANTED: someone who needs a speech written

I can give a speech about whats wrong with society, does that help? smile

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