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can you or anyone tell me the attributes of GOD, (i know what they are, just want to see how many everybody knows).

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I cannot tell the attributes, as what I believe you are looking for.  It is not something I have ever studied or believed, but rather I believe God to be simply Omnipotent and Omniscient.  God can be anything or anyway he would like, and he is still perfect in every way.  Nothing, from our knowledge, can describe him.

Be thou exalted, O God, above the heavens; let thy glory be above all the earth. ~Psalms 57:5

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> joe4444 wrote:

> I cannot tell the attributes

clearly you're not close enough to god. here's the attributes he told me:

Full name: God Jehovah Jahve
Height: 185 cm
Weight: 90 kg
Hair colour: White
Eye colour: Blue
Shoe size: 43
Horoscope: libra
Hobbies: Ant farms

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

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the BIBLE through out its magnificent pages describes GOD and tells us what he is like, yes he is perfect, as it says in Mathew 5:48- therefore be perfect as your heavenly father is perfect,
So what does GOD expect
Micah 6:8-He has showed you, O man, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and love mercy and to walk humbly with your God.

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Deci your such a smart bleep smile:)

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leave Joe alone.

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Height: 185 cm
Weight: 90 kg
Hair colour: White
Eye colour: Blue
Shoe size: 43
Horoscope: libra
Hobbies: Ant farms
these are wrong this is what they are supposed to be
height- eternity
weight- carries the world on his shoulders
hair- a beautiful Autumn day
eyes- stars in heaven
shoe size- uses the   earth as his footstool
horoscope- all of them
hobbies- saving the world from damnation

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skin colour ?

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joe4444 leave kindly before you start stirring up trouble again

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yea GOD's name "I AM"
skin colour- The sun

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that was the gayest thing anyone has ever said in this thread, johnwayne. you sounded like a french poet in 1900.

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

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im not French dont even like the French.

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johnwayne who are you really !

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just nobody

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just a peace maker for the LORD

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sorry i left chat like i did, my com froze up, had to exit and wait then sign on again

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prays the lawd

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.
If Not For The Gutter... My Mind Would Be Homeless......yikes
ummmmm..... lemming soup!
big_smile yikes tongue  neutral  wink   hmm

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johnwayne ffs dude stop having convos with yourself, post once, not 5 times in a row, wait for someone to post then post another 5 times >.<

PRAAAAIIISSSE THE LAAAAAWHD !

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> johnwayne wrote:

> Height: 185 cm
Weight: 90 kg
Hair colour: White
Eye colour: Blue
Shoe size: 43
Horoscope: libra
Hobbies: Ant farms
these are wrong this is what they are supposed to be
height- eternity
weight- carries the world on his shoulders
hair- a beautiful Autumn day
eyes- stars in heaven
shoe size- uses the   earth as his footstool
horoscope- all of them
hobbies- saving the world from damnation


OK wtf.

weight- carries the world on his shoulders
shoe size- uses the   earth as his footstool

how does he have it on his shoulders and yet use it as a footstool.

horoscope- all of them

he was born like 20 times or something ?

praise the lawhd

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"But by your statement your implying that nurses and doctors hypocrites, so could you please be a bit more specific"

I think ill have to use the same argument as Loz here, though obviously not about the bible. stop being 'sly' and trying to find a little whole in what I said. Quite clearly i meant the uneplainable divine healing that Jesus did, last time i checked the passages of the testament mentioned nothing of Medicine.

"johnwayne
Player Re: Christian Communityim not French dont even like the French."
"johnwayne
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that seems quite contradictory.

I was using a metaphor that means God is watching us. You've heard this, there's a toilet on the roof.

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beaners said

weight- carries the world on his shoulders
shoe size- uses the   earth as his footstool

how does he have it on his shoulders and yet use it as a footstool.

horoscope- all of them

he was born like 20 times or something ?
because GOD is omnipotent, he is carrying the world and when he gets tired rest and puts his feet upon it:):):).
GOD is the one who created the heavens and the Earth, and put the stars in the heavens, the story of creation is written in the heavens and of Jesus,(have you ever heard of the Southern Cross down in South America, it is a bunch of stars in the heavens that look like a cross, coincident i  think not). it is a matter of personal perspective and opinion Archangel

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"eyes- stars in heaven"

Blasphemy. Doesn't the Old testament crearly say that the stars are merely lights in Genesis?

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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how come it is blasphemy to use a metaphor to try and explain the omnipotence of GOD

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yes. we all know that in truth god looks like this:

http://kirisite.com/chris/SouthParkGod.jpg

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

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Instead of blasting one another why not love one another...

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