Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

approaching them seems troublesome. Seeing the size of his belly

getting close to him is like the moon getting close to a teabisquit

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

i dont think mankind has the technology currently available to get Flint laid...

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

it could be possible.. wouldn't be too difficult to get one trapped in a spiralling trajectory around his intense gravitational field. only a matter of time then til she's close enough for coupling to occur

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

I approve of this thread.

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

inb4 lock

Rehabilitated IC developer

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

A good way to catch a girls attention is making her laugh...

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Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

i was gonna suggest we throw a blond wig on Deci and get him too drunk to run away

but that's mean

Einstein doesn't deserve the clap

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

Get him a plane ticket to Japan, where robustness in ancient times was considered well looked upon.  It showed you could feed yourself and that therefor you were rich.

=^o.o^= When I'm cute I can be cute.  And when I'm mean, I can be very very mean.  I'm a cat.  Expect me to be fickle.

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

In certain Papua New Guinean tribes he could also feed the entire village.

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Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

why would you trust anybody enough to let them touch you naked

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

wtf guys, this is mean if you dont come up with serious stuffs.

and maybe he doesnt even want a woman atm o_O

till the end of time..

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

ok

dish the serious stuffs

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

He can go through months of personal improvement, courting, efforts and wasted time,
or pay 50$ and have it over with in 15 min!

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Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

I still want to hear the serious stuffs

/me shoves zoz out the window

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Let's help Flint get to proximity of a woman!

[Closed - Troll thread]

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You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."