1 (edited by Einstein 11-Mar-2010 08:56:23)

Topic: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

First a quick warning, make sure they left their gun at home. There I think that satisfies for my disclaimer...


Libertarians have historically made me vent stronger than a pure blood Liberal, or a mutated wanna-be Obama Liberal does. Though to be honest we are told they are 'just like us' but they are like the ugly step child in all honesty.


My personal misgivings posted, I now go to the heart of the matter.



HOW TO PISS A LIBERTARIAN OFF:


Tell them this as quickly as you can but still sounding coherent: "A Libertarian has never held significant office, nor will they ever hold a significant office"

Now they will start foaming at the mouth, but this is not anger just yet, it is the frustration stage.

Next you hit them with a wallop... "The people will always demand a government that says no to drugs and one that will occasionally invade other nations"

At this point he should be speaking incoherently but is still not angry... just going insane... to get him to the angry stage one must say next:

"That loony (name the huge named Libertarian all Libertarians are betting on solving their problems) is so full of it. So many conspiracy theories, it's a wonder they let him even go to debates with the other parties... oh wait they don't".

At this stage the Libertarian should be a dangerous individual. For best effect say it with a rolling camera nearby so you can record the rage.




Now that I have the sillies past, lets talk about these fools.


Since I hate, deplore, despise, would kill anyone dealing them, would promote the death penalty for production of, and in general do not like drugs, I will save them for second.



1) WAR WAR WAR WAR, why do we always have to goto war????? STAY OUTTA WORLD AFFAIRS!


I hear that liberal... errr oops... libertarian every so often. It makes me grate my teeth. Yes there are bad wars, like the time we invaded Canada... well they got us back by burning that Capital of ours (apparently not so well, seems the place is running to well right now... maybe they can finish the job???? wink )but then some times you just need to kick the other guys butt before he comes to get yours. Take Japan for instance. They wanted our goods, we wanted to not give them the goods. So they bomb Pearl Harbor.... what a way to say 'please sell us your goods America" I mean come on... Then take ole' Prussia back when Napolean was acting like he was French (I mean come on... A French General who has victories????). Prussia is sitting clear across Europe minding it's own business when wham, here comes the hammer... I am sure they were like 'wtf, we gotz invaded, pwned even...' and then they begged for their planets back. Well I am sorry, but if they had paid attention to the so called French Generals activities they could have seen him coming, and if they cared, they could have allied a little earlier with other nations, then fought off and eventually invaded France before the French had their delusions of grandeur. I mean sure some nations, like Belguim, would have said "Oh thats your problem Prussia" only to get laughed at as they got invaded as well.

A pure defense does not equate to a good defense. It is better to watch the enemies cities burning rather than your cities burning, or in the words of a man who knew what the heck he was talking about and what all Libertarians do not understand "The best defense is a good offense"


As France how that Maginot (is that translated to 'please invade our stupid asses'?) line worked, or ask Germany how that 'unstormable beaches' worked for them. Or ask Stalin how well his divisions did in defense... I will tell you, defending sucks, attacking pwns. Not that all attacks are honorable, ethical, backed by Angels for being so divine, but sometimes you just need to listen to what the other man is telling his people, and decide to whoop his ass before he comes to put the banhammer on your ass.

Oh and if you can find Mussolini ask him how defending worked for him. Maybe ask anyone Genghis Khan went after... or any of his millions of childrens enemies...


Libertarians therefore are derided by history and by sane people as 'just not getting it' against bad guy nations. They can never have an office while this is a party platform, or if you do sneak into say a State Senators position, you will lose it to the first sane person they see running against you with no boo boos in their closet.




2) Drugs.
How many people here, I wonder, have had to deal with someone who has lost it due to drugs? Who is dangerous due to drugs? Who would do anything for that next fix, including murder, home invasion, and running in a major Democrat primary? Yeah well I had that sort of work, as a transport officer for 9 months, and as security on and off for 10 years. I have seen some people who would not just sell their mom, they would pimp her first, then sell the videos, then sell her soul before putting her in permanent slavery, just for a single joint no less.

I have seen people so far gone they have animal instincts, I have known people to lose 3/4 of their permanent intelligence, I have seen people who recovered never be able to be as good as they were before drugs. I have seen the victims in only a few cases, as my work was mostly property when I did security, but I know the damages done to people via testimonials, via police reports, coroner reports, and more.

Drugs are never something that just affects one person. I understand there is issues with beer, wine, wood grain alcohol, and them other stuffs. But I also understand they effect people differently, drugs versus alcohol. Have I gotten 'high' or 'drunk'? I have had a medicine induced high before, where I could feel the 'buzz'. I have also been pasted drunk while trying hard to get in the pants of a certain girl (failed, oh well not worth the issues anyhow). I can say just from those two experiences, it is DIFFERENT.

The problem stems from how much is the difference, how easy is it to detect, what effects can happen, and so forth.


Now do not get me wrong, I understand STATISTICS. I see some population does not get anything from weed, some get buzzed, some get addicted, and some gotta go for the bigger high. I understand the claims 'it does not do no real harm, just calms me down' are from some of the lucky ones. I have seen however the people who see conspiracy in EVERYTHING in life. It's all a big brother thing man, they keeping me down cause... Dear Lord I do not have the patience for those types, but somehow I have acted like I had the patience. Do not tell me they do not exist, hell I have seen so many examples of that sort of brain dead zombie with their 'they made a car that gets 400 miles to the gallon in the 70s but big gas bought it up man, so we would have to keep buying gas'. Shit if I made a 400 miles a gallon car, I would have been marketing that thing so I could kill all other car makers in the entire world in one year. I would own them utterly. I would then use my power to order pizzas to be delivered daily to Chris_Ballz workplace so he could be happy, and in constructing my personal death star (I would not want Chris to want to compete see, he scares me sometimes).


The problem is, most of us have seen a f********************* up drug addict, and for normal society, not for you net geeks and drug addicts who also have net addictions, again as I was saying for normal society.... it is far from acceptable. We do not want to see this future. So as long as this is a platform, you might as well be kept under a rock


Drugs will be something that keeps Libertarians from ever succeeding. This has to be dropped for them to ever get into major office and stay there.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

omg I've told those guys "I'd rather have Obama than you, the problem with democrats is their politicians, the problem with libertarians is their voters"

Obama isn't ordering me to celebrate homosexuality, he hasn't banned God from public life, he doesn't want to kill kids with drugs and he's still fighting Al Qaeda

that puts him to the Right of the new Republican party

I hate these bastards and their hippie lifestyle. Apparently I'm a fascist because I don't mind arresting people for

--touching strangers feet in the men's room 'Just be mature and decline the pass, we don't need govt involved"

--letting their kids use the mike at the airport control tower "Nothing but good happened, the planes were just parking, don't be so selfrighteous that you punish people for nothing just to uphold a rule"

-- waving their penis at schoolkids "he's in his own home, just look the other way"

--suspending kids for taking knives to school "he's a good kid from a good family (which I think is racist btw) you're just being insane

--throwing snowballs at moving cars "nothing happened. you can always punish people for what you imagine could happen, but that's fascist"

what really bugs me, is this isn't Iran, they can write laws in advance to suit them, but they'd rather riot on behalf of the guilty

and they're right the Founding Fathers didn't want cops to arrest people for throwing snowballs at traffic or playing footsie in the mens' room

the Founding Fathers expected a free people would draw steel and kill (Aaron Burr...)

but don't tell them that, it riles them to have their plump, bourgeoise morality questioned. They're sheep. Hippie sheep, the worst kind.  "tralala, it's the Age of Aquarius, power to the people pigs"

heard their new talking point? "Social conservatives elected Jimmy Carter".   I told them right out, "If being anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-drugs = social conservative wackjob, 99% of the American population has been wackjobs right up to 1965"

oh they were fiercely anti "SoCon" right up to when anti-abortion DEMOCRATS put the kibosh on Obamacare, now suddenly we're the thin red line o heroes and they always supported us and we can count on them

bastards hmm

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

wow... I hit a sore spot on Chris's bum... wowsers was that one hella vent session.


Do you feel better now?


And for the record, yes I hate them worse than Liberals, lol... pompous asses who think they should be in charge cause they aint done no screw ups yet... lol

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

>>Do you feel better now?<<

/checks the window

no they didn't drop dead sad

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

So Chris, you need some therapy? Law office a little tight around the collar? Some pretty medicines, or just a Double Whopper with extra cheese?

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

chris made a funny joke, you didn't Einstein

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

I'm just pissed that libertarians are now "conservatives" and always have been...for some reason nobody realized being conservative meant being gay and toking up...but really if you GET what William F Buckley MEANT back in 1965, then you see how the Reagan Coalition was actually not conservative-- they seriously mean it.

meanwhile on planet earth, William F Buckley called Gore Vidal a queer and offered to sock him on the jaw for calling him a phony patriot who sent other men to fight his wars, on live TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYymnxoQnf8

Abraham Lincoln once said "If you call a lamb's tail, a leg, how many legs does it have? Four. Calling a tail a leg, doesn't make it a leg." I don't hear that one anymore.

Without respect for truth our system collapses because-- as we see-- the Law is specific and you can lie by giving the wrong name to things, and then, claim that you are free to do as you please.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

8 (edited by Key 11-Mar-2010 18:21:30)

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

My mom received a $60 dollar ticket when i was five years old, because i threw a stick at a passing cop car.

=^o.o^= When I'm cute I can be cute.  And when I'm mean, I can be very very mean.  I'm a cat.  Expect me to be fickle.

9 (edited by avogadro 11-Mar-2010 18:17:02)

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

How to piss off a conservative: disagree with them on any one thing....  tongue  think hight axes are beterr: pissed off conservative... think gay marriages are fine: pissed off conservative..... think the death penalty is dated: pissed off conservative.... ect

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

So your saying middle america, religious zealots, and latin america are all conservatives?

Middle america gets pissed at high taxes.
Christian, catholics, muslims, all get pissed off at gay marriage.
And of course most latin countries abhor the death penalty, because it's against their upbringing.

=^o.o^= When I'm cute I can be cute.  And when I'm mean, I can be very very mean.  I'm a cat.  Expect me to be fickle.

11 (edited by avogadro 11-Mar-2010 18:26:38)

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

nope, key, thats faulty logic. just because something is true for one thing and is true for another thing, doesnt mean the two things are the same...

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

not replying to last three posts, per ignoring policy.

Key you 'stick' yourself into more police business and it will get you in trouble tongue

I agree however that the ticket may have been a bit much over the top. Instead I would have handcuffed you, tossed you in the back, and told you that your never seeing your mommy again. Then drove you away for 20 minutes, then say 'oh, how old are you?' then making a line,well your lucky we have all the 5 year olds we need for now, I guess I have to return you home. But next time you might not get so lucky!

Yes I know how to make small children cry tongue




As for Chris, wooo man, your on a roll... you scare me... put the butchers knife... err summons papers down, and walk away slowly man!

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

yep... theres people that can disprove your arguments so you get away from having to face them by putting them on your ignore list....  what a childish thing to do. just think what would happen if a politician did that to his opponent.... he would lose by a landslide...

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

Sounds like you're jealous of those of us competent enough to take care of ourselves (contrasted to nanny-state liberals) withOUT the need to meddle in other people's lives like you do.

Yeah. We can see why you'd be jealous of us.

The country just elected Obama. It's not like "well there's not enough of you to get someone elected president into office!" is a shot at our political philosophy. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't accept that socialism is a more legitimate political philosophy than your own just because more socialist welfare idiots voted in the last election than those of your position.

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

>>How to piss off a conservative: disagree with them on any one thing....   <<

rawr! rawr!

>>As for Chris, wooo man, your on a roll... you scare me... put the butchers knife... err summons papers down, and walk away slowly man!<<

I should do starbucks Yukon Bold every day! boingyboingyboingyboingy

>.Sounds like you're jealous of those of us competent enough to take care of ourselves (contrasted to nanny-state liberals) withOUT the need to meddle in other people's lives like you do.<<

thats why the GOP is  gonna order everybody to accept gay marriage and guarantee Medicare forever--rugged individualism and core American values, begone


btw Flint won an election so this is his job big_smile we're just amatuers

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

Damned straight I am the ONLY REAL POLITICIAN HERE! Booya!

As for that Yukon Bold, I will have to try some when I have left southern Texas (hello dehydration, why are you knocking on my door?)... damned inconvenient time for brake failure.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

i've won elections too... sure nothing important... but from what i gather about einstein's position, its not important either...

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

I am only here to troll.

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Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

That should be your signature...

Make Eyes Great Again!

The Great Eye is watching you... when there's nothing good on TV...

20 (edited by Einstein 11-Mar-2010 21:25:04)

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

Zarf your signature. I grab the fork and knife, I kill Noir with the knife first and with no style, just a quick jab in an eye. The fork goes into Decimus who is also Dirty Iluvatar stomach. I toss the table into Avogardo life my chair to my hands with a leg, smash it into Decimus, grab the knife, and kill them both slowly. True story, I would kill all three without even blinking. tongue


Edit:
I would not say a word while I was doing it. I would not hesitate, I would not even blink, they would not have a prayer against me and my justice against them.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

Wait til I finish my pizookie

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

yep.... einstein thinks everyone who doesnt share his views on everything should be murdered....

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

Are you saying Einstein is muslim?

=^o.o^= When I'm cute I can be cute.  And when I'm mean, I can be very very mean.  I'm a cat.  Expect me to be fickle.

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

yikes Reported

Make Eyes Great Again!

The Great Eye is watching you... when there's nothing good on TV...

Re: How to piss a Libertarian off... warning... migth get you shot!

oh come on, your sig asks "who survives"

fmods think this is arkham asylum anyhow

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.