Boggle on this one....

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These are questions and answers from actual court reporters...

Boggle one

Q: what is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth
Q: What year?
A: every year

Boggle two

Q: what gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks

Boggle three

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: yes
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget

Boggle four

Q: What was the first thing your husband siad you when he woke up that morning?
A: he said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Boggle five

A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Boggle Six

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

Boggle Seven

Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident...

Boggle Eight

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, Sir
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Boggle nine

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?  (<--actual court question)

Boggle ten

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?  (can you say leading question?....)

Boggle eleven

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?  (....proof?)

Boggle Twelve

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes
Q: And what were you doing at that time?  ( LOL! The birds and bees arn't taught in law school)

Boggle thirteen

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes
Q: How many were boys?
A: None
Q: Were there any girls?