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Topic: Proper Hygiene.

This post was inspired by my brother, without his discusting attributes, this post would not had made it to the IC community! big_smile
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Hygiene 101(males only)

1. Locate Bathroom or Showering Facility.
2. Prep Shower(not bath)
3. Undress
4. Adjust water temperature to moderate.
5. Wash Hair first. Use conditioner if hair is longer than 2"
6. Increase heat in intervals, until nearly unbearable.
7. Commense military style scrub down from torso-down(Do groin last after feet with NEW soap).
8. Cut off all heat, this is called a "shock rinse", very healthy for your heart wink.
9. Dry off.
10. Begin clothing and grooming(i.e. shaving, deoderant, teeth etc.)

Tips:
-Shock rinse can also be good to supress complecations from fungal infections(but its not a cure, just a soothing remedy).
-Smoking weed before a shower can result in "extra" cleaniness.
-Picking your nose in the shower before step 6 is a good way to clear out your sinus's
-If your in an empty house, feel free to air out a bit and watch some naked TV, its thereputic.
-Turning your phone on silent is a great way to aviod ditractions that may lead to steps being skipped.

Good luck everyone! big_smile

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Smoking weed before a shower can result in "extra" cleaniness.

could you explain that one? lol

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I would get wet with hot water, shut the water off, shampoo and loofah with liquid dishes' soap (which is like 1/4 the cost of body wash) rinse (skip the shock rinse in winter cause that shower is as warm as you're gonna be all day)

shave with a double edge razor- splash water as hot as tolerable on the face, use cream, shave once with the grain, rinse with hot water, cream, shave once against the grain, rinse with cold.

wear a cologne old as you are.

do not shave below the neck or you're a silky boy.  Iron your clothes while standing in your underwear, only men do that, so be man!

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men iron?

NEE NAW NEE NAW

Primo

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those of us working in offices do, if we want more than "sweatshirt" wages tongue

Maybe if I were married

but I couldn't land a woman without ironing, so, catch 22

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nemeara wrote:
"Smoking weed before a shower can result in "extra" cleaniness.

could you explain that one? lol"

nice of you to ask.  here is what happens...

upon being stoned, people offen experience a will to get involved with any task more than normal.  Most poeple who have tried(or currently smoke) marijuana will agree that there exists a state of mind when stoned that you enter the "mode".  If you involve cleaning in any way, sometimes(if the weed is good enough) people "go the extra mile" in meaningless ans simple tasks...

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If we were to encounter a culture free from racism, we would use that as evidence of their inferiority.<<

YOU people really think that, don't you?

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pretty much... wink

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The importance of that depends on exactly what you have been doing with your anus.

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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i just hopes this helps some of you...

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apparently they urgently need a course on anal hygiene

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I iron hmm




I'm Iron Man yikes

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what s wrong with men ironing?

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nothing is actually "wrong" with men that iron.  however, the idea of men that iron may give the image of a man without a spouse or lover to care for those things. 

in america, for hundreds of years, women have done many tasks that working man had not,  When men encountered other males that were more skilled at housebound tasks, the idea that ironing(among other things) is not "manly".  Sewing is an exception.

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wait, sewing is more manly than ironing o_O?

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>>I'm Iron Man <<

yikes  hey Iron Man my boss says I gotta iron my polo shirt if I wear one, how the hell do I do that???

>>wait, sewing is more manly than ironing o_O?<<

It should be! you sew cloth and canvas and leather and stitch yourself up after fighting a bear like Kit Carson, with the same techniques

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I always shave before I shower

I shave my face and I switch razors and shave around my dick and balls. Its not that bad a bit scary at times and also can itch as the hair comes back in.

Then I shower

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by switch razors, you mean, you use hers?

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Its a real sensitive area ,and I don't shave it every day ,but like i said Its real sensitive and you have to be real careful. Its only for the real playa's out there.

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I'd say more but I'd get banned

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Rofl I expected my post to at least get edited tongue

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I'm quite sure you use an iron to iron >=|

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Wrong Blondeh.

WOMEN use irons to iron.

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Is it just me, or are continental europeans avoiding the proper hygiene thread?

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