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sad

A biker goes to the Doctor with hearing problems "Can you describe the symptoms to me". "Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marg is a skinny bird with big blue hair!!"

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His fellow mobsters applauded when Lexusis returned to the meeting place. "Good job" one said, "that Lynns is sure dead lexy, well done!" an other said. They all had a few drinks and celebrated their achievements so far. It got late and it was time to go home, Lexusis grabbed his stuff and walked home.

Meanwhile the serial killer had seen the drunk Lexuzis and crept behind him. He tapped him on his shoulder and as Lex turned around he injected him which paralysed him at once. The serial killer grabbed his feet and  dragged him to a more abandoned spot, where he started a new work of art.

The next morning a weird sculpture was found in the middle of Percazzio Square. At first they couldn't see what it was, but after a closer look they saw it was a statue of a male without any hands or feet. A whole crowd had gathered around the statue now, curious by the strangeness of this sculpture. A small boy approached the statue and started to pull the statue's leg. He quickly jumped back as the statue fell over on the ground.

The statue hit the ground a large crack appeared all over the left side of the statue. A few angry faces shifted towards the little boy, but they all turned pale as one of the villagers yelled "ewww, there is a human inside". The curious town removed the hardened layer to see who it was, but the the face was unrecognisable. One of the townies started searching clothes, and removed several items from the guy's pocket. A sudden cheer rose up from the crowd as one of the townies found evidence linking this dead guy to the Morales crime family.






Earlier that day..........



Arms was holding Lynns's hand and staring into her eyes. They had just shared a romantic picnic by the lake. The sun was young, the ducks were starting their daily routine and air was crisp and fresh.

"Lynns, there's something I wanted to ask you."

"What is it sweetheart?"

Arms looked slightly uncomfortable but he was determined.

"Baby, I care for you more than anyone else. You are truly my heart's desire and my soul's missing half. I can't live my life without you. I won't." He pulled a small box from his pocket and revealed a sparkling diamond ring. "Marry me."


Lynns stared at the ring, shocked. She looked at arms with surprise, smiled, and threw her arms around him.

"Yes, Yes."



Later on that day...........


Arms had been reading a book that someone had leant him. He was so deeply into it that he almost didn't notice the phone ringing.

"Geez, hang on I'm coming I'm coming." He put down his copy of "The Adventures of the Super Nolio Brothers" and rushed to the phone.

"Hey, arms here...yeah...what....how???...." He dropped the phone and started blankly at the wall. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" He began knocking over shelves, tables, threw furniture around before he finally collapsed to the ground in a fit of tears. Lynns was dead.....



That Night...........


Arms dressed in all black, carried his baseball bat and looked crazed as he ventured off into the darkness. He didn't even bother to lock up his house as he didn't have many intentions of returning. He walked through his neighborhood, through the park, into the city. He walked for 2 hours dragging the bat on the ground. As he passed by the hospital, he began to get weary. He sat a nearby bus stop. Still devastated by the loss of his fiancee, still seeking revenge.


"Hey buddy, what are you doing out? Don't you realize it's dangerous out here."

Arms looked up and saw a man dressed in a fine italian suit and smoking a cigar standing over him. Arms jumped to his feet and swung his bat at the man's head. The man ducked and hit arms with a barrage of fists and kicks, obviously a skilled attacker. Arms was coughing up blood and held his ribs. He fellt to the ground and the man picked up the baseball bat.

"You know, I was gonna shoot you, but when a victim so graciously volunteers how he wants to die..hey, bada bing, bada boom. What can ya do? I have to oblige."

Arms watched as the mobster raised the bat. He closed his eyes and thought of lynns.


"HELP POLICE! OVER THERE!"


The mobster turned, arms opened his eyes, there stood a figure across the street watching them. Footsteps weren't far behind the person. The mobster cursed and took off.

The figure came to arms who had struggled to get on his knees. "You fool! You're lucky I had to work late tonight. I don't know what would have happened if I didn't see that guy following you."

Not long after, an ambulance and 2 police cars appeared. "It's going to be ok, you are fine."
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It is now DAY phase. You will have until 13:00 forum time to vote in the town lynching!

Sex without the e is still SX!

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i vote Genesis

moohaha
Sadistic Lemming of Boobies, Beer and Other Bees

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I voting oxygen

would of voted arms because of hof ,but he is a good townie and i know this now.

Die you mafioso oxygen

Creator of Pretenders vs Contenders

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that would've been a rather shitty reason to vote arms, and he isn't cleared by his healing, he might be Morales and healed by the doc or morales godfather

moohaha
Sadistic Lemming of Boobies, Beer and Other Bees

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mafia dont have a doctor this round i think tongue
ty doc, btw big_smile

i vote Genesis

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I'll follow the semi-bandwagon and vote Genesis as well smile

We ride together...We die together...

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Genesis has my vote.

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so why's everyone voting genesis??

sorry i haven't been in chat too much

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> mafia dont have a doctor this round i think tongue

they don't need to

moohaha
Sadistic Lemming of Boobies, Beer and Other Bees

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me votes maarten

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well i'm confused now yikes

i think i'm guna go ahead and vote jets


sorry mate, and it might not make a difference now.....but i feel i need to do this cuz voting for the other guys would be voting without any reasoning

and voting jets has some reasoning atleast, he just comes suspicious to me when i talked with him, w/e though...if any of these guys might be mafia, the ones he says are...than i could think about it..

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Always kill the one that triess to find the mafia members lol

Creator of Pretenders vs Contenders

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well i'm sorry jets, but just talking to you, it feels to me like you're mafia
and if you're not than i appologize ahead of time, well you don't have much to worry about as, no one is guna base there vote on mine

but it's just my gut feeling you're mafia, maybe you are, maybe you aren't....but i have more reason to believe it's you than any other person in the game AT THIS POINT,

and i'd rather vote based on something other than nothing....

90 (edited by [ SA ] 05-Mar-2008 04:32:42)

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*Castings his vote...*


-Elbekko

I will NEVER become a memory...

X( smile neutral sad big_smile  yikes wink hmm tongue lol mad roll cool X(
~SA

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My vote goes to Genesis then.

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same, i vote for genesis.

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

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I stick with my vote on ZoZ..

At least, until someone explains me why everyone votes Genesis..

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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Ah come on KT, I saved you a seat.

Voting Genesis

☑ Saddam Hussein ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Justin Bieber

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i vote amok too!

What do I have to work with?

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im gonne have to join SA and vote elbekko

dont have anything on anyone else. (but then again, atm noone seems to have anything on anyone)

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

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Genesis (7) - Maarten, Arms, Gratitude, oXygen, Valenka, Deci, ZoZ

Amok (2) - KT, TU
Oxygen (1) - Jets
Maarten (1) - HE
Jets (1) - Gladiator
Elbekko (2) - SA, Iluvatar
ZoZ (1) - Arnor


Still to vote: Genesis, Amok, Elbekko & Wendy

Sex without the e is still SX!

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To the bandwagon!

Genesis it is.

"When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope." - Joseph Stalin
Lemming of Disappearance and

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i vote for KT

<The_Unknown> OK I STEAL ALCOHOL OK IM A KNULLE ALCOHOLIC I NEED ALCOHOL TO SHIT IS THAT SO HARD TO GET YOU KNULLE MAGGOTS?????????????

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yikes nice. I vote ZoZ, he's something, i just feel it!