.   One night, Jason decided to go to the bar.  But this was no ordinary night, this was valintines.  Upon entering the bar, there was a wall of testostrone piosed in the air like frebreeze just release a new scent *lonely man odor". But no matter, Jason was also another man giving off this scent aswell.  But this is giong to be a bad night! I dont know if it is the lustful recipe of shear penis vengence that will be the cause, but all i can do is feel sorry for the next woman that walks in the door.

As tentions increase, the olympics were on.  jason thought, "great, now these old drunkards can just watch these attractive skaters, get horny and go home"  This plan had to be flawless! As some men watched, they all were thinking in the back of their heads about how long they were going to stay.

Oh, but wait! a woman seems to be outside smoking a cigarette! could this be the beginging of the retroactive increase in adrenaline levels we are expecting? NO! she is with somebody, a young man, blonde hair and green eyes. the woman was beyond beauty.  She consumed her beverages with a suttle shake in her left hand, probably because of drugs.  but no one even cares, this was just a simple obsrevation jason quietly noticed without incident.  the couple leaves.  fortunately, two more men decided to go home at this piont. YES! this great, the competition is begining to thin out, and jason is determined to stay all night until close. 

tentions flare! i dont know if this has anything to do with the absense of cupid or not. but the police came and eventually(after four hours of statments) Randy is critically injured and the victor of this altercation, jon, has left to randy's how, where he is now probably having intercourse with randy's wife.  But jason doesn't care anyways, WTF was randy doing at the bar with his wife at home on valentines day anyways? dumbass.

2300: a woman walks in, OMG! she is the most goergeous woman in the city!  Here we go! its suitoring time!  as men went to smoke or go to the bathroom, this was just their effort to move their seat closer to the woman.  after about 3 smoke breaks and 2 bathroom breaks, all of the men were now, at this point, at least aquainted with racheal.  Then the young man from earlier with the blonde hair and the green eyes walks in with a bucket full of various colors of roses.  Every man in the whole bar including jason, bought 1 or 2 roses at $3.00 a rose.  After the rose guys left, Racheal was ambushed from all sides! she must have had 12 to 14 roses!

Afterwards, jason gave up, *it no use trying to find a valentine when there are so many animals* he thought.  As he went in the back, behind the bar to smoke some weed, he noticed a couple people kissing, any other time, he wouldn't care. But this time was different.  Over a 20 yard distance away, he knew that something was unsettleing...

he approached with stealth.  Racheal? well, thats good jason thought, atleast one of those guys that bought her a rose is successful.  Upon closer investigation, racheal seems to be kissing that man that sold the flowers!  she puts the flowers back into the bucket and they drive off.

Valentines day is a holiday that profits off love AND the lack of it too... Have a nice day assholes.