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#75 make him attend french classes

till the end of time..

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#74- steal his identity and subscribe to 4 years of cosmo magazine.

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#73 openly discuss articles from cosmo m agazine

till the end of time..

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#72 - Underwear pillow fight.

Rehabilitated IC developer

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paintball in dark woods, with camouflage, be it natural or applicated

till the end of time..

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#70 spank Nemeara for dropping the count

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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#69- Dress him up like a girl and get really drunk.

Rehabilitated IC developer

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#68 stab him

Anarchy

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#67 serving non alcoholic beer to alocoholists

till the end of time..

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#66 - Bowling

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#65 tell racist jokes.

Anarchy

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#64 Eat nachos in front of his face without giving him any.

Destiny is only for those too own to make their fate weak.

~ Geese

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#63 Make fun of the fat people in Finland

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#62 Flush the toilet while hes still sitting on it.

Destiny is only for those too own to make their fate weak.

~ Geese

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#61 flush every toilet simultaneously

btw anarchy i think telling racist jokes is prolly in his top ten tongue

till the end of time..

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#60 take him to SeaWorld

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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#59 Practice bulimia

Rehabilitated IC developer

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#58 Throw banana peels into his path

Destiny is only for those too own to make their fate weak.

~ Geese

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#57 throw banana peels at him

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

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#56 Get Metrex to suck yoghurt out of his anus

Destiny is only for those too own to make their fate weak.

~ Geese

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#55 - Invent slurs for middle eastern nomadic tribes.

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