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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583493,00.html

Stop eating thoose burgers!!!

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Re: Why you should never marry an american woman

If you're 120 lbs, at least see an escort and don't punish yourself with a 300 pounder.

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its sorta interesting to see tho, if this had been a 300 pound man killing a 100 pound woman, people woudlve been outraged abou the low pushingment

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they must have been engaging in sex and she sat on his face and smothered him, that's the only way I can figure it
because I weigh 295 but when I sit my weigh is distributed along the surface area of my ass.
snowshoe principle, figure her ass is something like 40 sq inches, that's 300/40  thats like 7.5 lbs/sq inch of pressure, won't even bruise

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haha. chris and his numbers! big_smile

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well, if she sat over his upper torso, even if some of her weight was on the bed or ground or whatever, for him to breathe, he would have to push up which would involve lifting the woman which would be the full 300 lbs....

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i dont care what anyone thinks, it is NOT okay to be fat! i'm not talking about "big" people, i'm talking about disproportioned obesity. i've seen 300 pound men that are not fat, these people look strong and powerful.  i'm refer to a 150 pound, 4'7" fat ass woman with no kids. "your not pretty, your not sexeh and most of all, you bring heart disease to the gene-pool"

exercise should be manditory for:

men with fat percentage of 55% or higher.
women with fat percentages of 45% or higher.

IMO tongue

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I am sKoE
Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command.

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running those numbers on my ass now Ehawk

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hm says I'm Jennifer Aniston

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in the same sense however, it is not okay to be skinny either.

maditory high calorie diets should be for:

women: 14% body fat and under.
men: 6% body fat and under.

unfortunately, i fall in this category with 4%  body fat, though i realize how hard it is for me to gain wieght, i'm sure its harder to lose it.  so therefor, even though my idea is manatory, thats why i will never run for public office!

the yell would assasinate me and avo would eat me. tongue

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I don't think you should force people to be healthy, it's their choice after all, but you should punish them for it.  If you suffer medical complications because you have chosen an unhealthy lifestyle, you should not receive treatment.  This covers lung cancer for smokers, liver problems for drinkers, and diabetes/heart attacks for the obese.

For the record I say this as an overweight, smoking, alcoholic.  I've chosen to gamble with my health and I will have to face the consequences of that choice.

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You're all commenting on the story.  What I can't get over is the last line:

"I feel there wasn't no justice."

To those who understand I extend my hand; To the doubtful I demand to take me as I am.

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@DPS,
you hit the nail on the head.

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Did noone notice that the man weighs 120 pounds? Now THATS weird. I weighed 120 pounds when I was like 12 years old.

And how on earth did they have 3 kids?

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when a mama and a papa like each other, they do this special hug...

till the end of time..

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120 pound man vs 300 pound woman... unfathomable IMO

Destiny is only for those too own to make their fate weak.

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i believe that's 14 stone

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there is iron in you, to speak so freely amidst enemies.

You have earned a Name.

From today, you shall be known among us as "Dances with Penises"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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