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Hiya, nice to meet you. I

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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rofl!
*shakes head*
wow... this is hilarious... completely heretical, but hilarious.
I hope you're going to write more.

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I'm not sure if I'll be able to write a lot more, but I did have one short bit lying ready tongue
I thought these up on one of my boring bus trips. We'll see if I think up more.

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Oh, let me tell you of one of the best days of Creation. When I had almost nothing negative created in this world. It

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So if God created the universe, who created The Awesome, which existed before the universe?  I guess that might be explained if you continue this, but I probably shouldn't count on that.  There are more obvious questions, like about the whole six days thing.
Still, it's entertaining so far.  God considering wolves to be a positive side effect amuses me, for some reason.

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I thought dogs came from wolves not the other way a round. But yeah this was nice

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It's incredibly amusing how you guys are trying to find rational answers to some things, but okay tongue
And don't get your hopes up about the six days answer tongue

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w00t, I love it

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You know what? I just realised something. The best stories are the best stories because you keep them for when you run out of stories, so you have a story of awesomeness to tell. What I did was the opposite. But! If any of you dare to fall asleep or mention that my stories got more boring as time passed, I

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More, less-filler-like material will be posted. I actually feel like answering the "questions" in your posts in my coming posts, so we'll see what we can do.

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I'm dying of laughter... please tell me you will continue smile

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Yes, something a little better than filler... though colored napkins are interesting.

What I want to know is what amazing thing resulted in sharks and needles (both of which I loathe/hate/fear)... it better have been something pretty amazing, like sunsets or oranges or pet rats or something.

And even more important, for what was pain a side effect?
And what was the result of laughter?
(you don't have to answer, I just think they would make interesting ideas...)

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Given that God could be answering questions like that from the people he is addressing at the start, it's a perfectly reasonable way for the plot to proceed.  It's even possible to only have two characters, one of whom only appears in flashbacks, and so keep the style consistent.
Maybe I ought to rewrite more of Variety Hour.  Or, you know, post something good for once.

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I know I don't have to answer, but I also know that I will tongue
Cause hey, it'll be interesting to see what I think of. Note to self, on my list of what I read here are: pain, laughter, sharks and fruit.

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God and Awesome are awesome! I wonder who came up with boobs, God or Awesome!?!?......................

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bet its awsomme

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