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#24 Having to listen to a 4 year old sing "This is the song that never ends" for 4 hours.

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#23 getting interviewed by Geese tongue

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#22 Getting fired, out of a cannon, into the sun!

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#24- broke, no diapers for your kid and while your at work, your boss is with your wife.

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#20  Your cat/dog just took a dump on your pillow.

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#19 on finding said "dump" realising you do not have a cat or a dog

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#18- tell your girlfriend "i think we should see other people"

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#17 your girlfriend tells you " i think we should see other people"

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#16 - you follow your training but your underwear just catches fire without exploding

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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#15 - his girlfriend is seeing other people

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#14- You light up a cigarette, and someone makes fun of you for putting a fag in your mouth.

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#13- wake up.

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#12 waking up dead tired realising you have to go to work

What do I have to work with?

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#11 waking up dead tired late for work

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#10- getting fired with a text message.

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#9 getting fired on vacation!

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#8 Having to work on your vacation, and then getting fired, followed by finding out that your boss has been sleeping with your girlfriend, and your mother.

Destiny is only for those too own to make their fate weak.

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#7 geese whas your boss who did all that

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#6 waking up to a bottle of jack daniels ^_^

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

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#5 realise you got too much to do and too little amount of time

till the end of time..

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#4 realise you did too little and took too much time doing it

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#3 Get stuck in a time loop

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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#2 realising you always come second, DOH!

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#1 - Drink what you believed to be powerade, but only to realise it was acid.

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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Pwn'd. tongue

100 ways to have fun with Deci.

Kgo.

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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