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#47- It's a Tuesday Morning, and you play Warcraft....

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#46- You play Warcraft.

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#45- You DON'T play Warcraft.

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54 Reply by Amspir (edited by Amspir 13-Jan-2010 07:00:37)

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#44 - Your girlfriend  plays Warcraft

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#43 Your girlfriend DOESN'T play Warcraft.

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#42- Your fam leader is in a raid  and you are getting raped by another fam you where NAPed with. Plz just come back and cancel the damn thing so i can retake!

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#41- that fam that raped you also appears to be owning you on WOW.

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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58 Reply by Wild Flower Soul (edited by Wild Flower Soul 13-Jan-2010 19:05:22)

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#41 Wake up and notice that your wife and children ate you.

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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#40 Winning the lottery only appeared to be a dream after waking up

What do I have to work with?

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#39 Thinking you won the lottery, only to get there and realize you're dyslexic and read the numbers backwards.

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#38 thinking you have solved the perfect encryption method

because that never ends well

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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#37- forgetting to brush your teeth.

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#36 - Sneezing slime all over a contract that needs a last signature - your boss'

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#35- Cutting peppers and then using a urinal.

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#35- cutting something else and then hence being unable to use a urinal. yikes

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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#34 - waking up at a new gf's house and going to the toilet while half asleep, opening your eyes and realising your not in the bathroom

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

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#33- drunk driving

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#32- Sitting at the computer rather than eating.

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#31 Eating your computer

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#30- dont change your underwear and drive frantically through downtown buffalo with no seatbelt, in the snow, also on a snowy day... after eating chilli.

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#29- Lining up a headshot on Urban Terror and being knifed in the back.

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#28- thought that was chocolate on the counter.  now a massive rumbling is occuring in your stomach during a job interview.

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73 Reply by ]PW[ Forever (edited by Forever 15-Jan-2010 03:40:01)

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#27 having to go to a job interview

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#26 not being asked to a job interview

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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#25 having to interview Forever

Destiny is only for those too own to make their fate weak.

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