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#75- depression from that incident make you want to join your deseased family, but they ate all of the rat poison.  looks like your going to have to get ready for work instead...

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#75- finding no work to help against your depression cause enormous snowfall has declared everyone to be free of duty for today.

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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#74- having work or school the next day after a long holiday

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

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29 Reply by Ps (edited by Petrolstone 11-Jan-2010 02:13:21)

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#73- Dying first in IC Mafia

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#72- genital warts.

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#71 - leaving the bed at all.. specially on mondays.

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#70- Finding a cure for HIV, but already having full blown aids.

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#69- Waking up finding catgenitals in your mouth

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that would indeed be bad to wake up with chaosD

#68- waking up exactly at 9am, when the exams have already started

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I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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dude that happened to you
#67- looking in the mirror with this huge gash in your face not knowing where it came from

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#67 - Trip over your own feet in front of a group of people.

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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#66 - slipping on something and falling flat on your back in front of your peers...and teachers... >.>

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#65 Fart and realize that it wasent just air comming out of your ass tongue

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speedyjerry how have you been sir?


#64 - Check out a girl and watch her check you out then walk into some sort of wall or object

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#63 stepping in dog shit and not realizing until after you walked in your house all over your white rugs

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#64- Fail, hard.

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#63 posting a fail post in front of the The Yell

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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#64- Falling for the fail.

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#63- decide to quit smoking, only to give in and be a bum off your co-workers.

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#62 - making fun at someones toupet at work and find out afterwards that the guy is a friend of the one you were talking to and that it is because of the chemo therapy

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#63- fail 3 times?

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#64 call in sick one day, start again the next, and working your ass off >.<

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#50 eat peanut butter, crackers and black coffee for dinner breakfast and lunch xs

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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#49- not knowing what number this game is on.

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#48- while talking to a realy sexy woman on the metro rail...[farts].  BTW, its a bad one and your stop is not for another 4 mile.  also, its crowded. smile

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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