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Topic: 100 ways to....

i just thought of this, i figured it might be entertaining, here's what we will do:

countdown from 100 to 1. in order, list one answer.  who ever gets the #1 stot, gets to pick the next "100 ways to...".

first theme:

100 ways to give yourself a bad day!
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100: After-shave in the eye!

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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99 Get all hard and then nothing happens all day because your girl has mad cow disease.(pms renamed MCD)

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98 wake up in the middle and realise you lost half, ruining the other half, which you really needed.

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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97 lock yourself out of the house

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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96- Leave your wallet inside locked house also.

Its no fun until someone dies.
Cos I need to watch things die.

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95- trying to go through the chimney

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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#94 - kids screaming about some shit that doesn't matter!

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#93 - The elevator you're using malfunctions and you're stuck in there until the fire department rescues you, and the only other person in there is BC Couger. sad

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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#92- and the stuck elevator you're in was one only used to go to the bathrooms yikes

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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#91 - forgetting where you put your phone.

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

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#90- waking up believing that you're a telephone, and being brought to a clinic for special people.

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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#89 - You have to leave in 5 minutes. You're wearing your coat, shoes, ... everything set to go, except : "damn where are my car keys"

Only the dead have seen the end of war. - Plato

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#88- you didn't foget you car keys but when stepping out in town, you realize that the real reason all these people were looking and laughing at you was because you have forgotten to put on some pants, and it's snowing outside.

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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#87 keep on reading that fantastic book during the night when you re supposed to get up early for something important

till the end of time..

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#86 run out of pot / cigs / beer

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#85 being Jack Sparrow and having to burn the rum

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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@nemeara, good one, i've done that before!
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#84- get yourself pulled over. (cop jokes are mandatory)

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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#83 your internet is down cuz a truck delivering wood to a neighbor ran over the cable box and crushed it

~~Lemming of leather and lollipops~~

Right, so what are we waiting for?  Can we get this going?  Any other feedback?

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19 Reply by ..Nemeara.. (edited by ..Nemeara.. 10-Jan-2010 23:06:12)

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#82 wake up after you dreamt of holidays, only to realise you re just in time for work if you get up -now- and  rush,rush,rush!

till the end of time..

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#81- after waking up, these words are said..."where am I? who are you? and is that my shirt?"

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> Ehawk wrote:

> #81- after waking up, these words are said..."where am I? who are you? and is that my shirt?"

#80 - Shortly after hearing the words "Thanks, that was best 15th birthday present a girl could ask for."

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#79 - cut off some slowass on your way to work, and its your boss

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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lol levitas tongue

#78- the feeling of a massive shit comes to fruition as soon as you get to work.

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#76 seeing that your blonde wife and all your kids (whom you all love deeply) have eaten from that rat poison thinking it was surprise-candy, and are lying dead in the living room.

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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