Yo, diz is tha shit yo.
God is like, you know, a father figure... and wimpy gay folks obviously lacked one. So they made one up..which is cool'n'all, but yo, diz just aint tha truth !
.:: The History of God part 1 ::.
by Damon
Lets go back in time shall we. Before christianiy, before jews and muslims and heathens and whatnots.
Back in these times, humans beat eachother with rocks and clubs. The human way. The general consensus was if you got drugged and went on bad/good trips, you were a shaman and talked to the spirit world. These were their divine beliefs.
So some lesser tribe dude from another part of the county sees one dude freakin out high on drugs, and he sneaks up during the shamans comedown sleepsession, and snatches a furry pouch of drugs and gets real high. Someone see's him and suddenly he is a shaman too.
Now talking to the spirit world of course would make lesser tribe members believe they got an advantage on other tribes. I mean the spirits would let em know when to hunt, where to hunt, where to club a nice woman and important shit like that. So.. Tribes without spirit guidance would feel envy and thus the need to get a shaman for themselves. So they did and it spread out all through the woman-clubbin world.
People are human tho..thus territorial as whoever, whats mine is of course mine, and I dont necessarily wanna share... so people might have several shamans, but they wouldnt connect to the same spirits, individuality, power of drugs and all...
And seeing as people would compete over anything just to pass time, who has the bigger dad is not so much an important issue as who has biggest penis, spirit and club...
You get the idea here... easily comparable to the spaceprogramme in the 60ies...someone gets something, someone else gets something similar but NOT the same, and then starts competition.
The evolution (of course) would have to affect spirits too...
- Spirits
Served their purpose, defined specific areas of needed help and guidance.
- Lesser gods (multiple representatives of what was important in that culture ; the mythologies are in general a good example of this..its the spirits, just more powerful, more specified tasks, and more definable)
Would have more developed personalities, reflecting the mankind in evolution, more specific tasks and rivalries.
- Single god (The allmighty)
When someone has something better than you though..whats better than to just nuke em. This is the allmighty one god. He is the ace in the deck, the trumf of all trumfs. Mr Badass. They got 50 gods ? So what ? We got one, but he can do everything at the same time and is much stronger than your 50 combined ! This is the result of total lack of imagination and creativity in general. Basicly a get-out-of-jail-free-forever card. Practical though..saves time in prayers, amount of offerings and needed diversity in the manner of faith.
And as all practical, cheap solutions, this was easily sold to humans. And with this god, like all other gods in history... he appear several places, in several branches of human faith, yet with slightly different ideas, appearances, names etc... But what you can wager all your money on, is that YOUR god is more important, stronger and more powerful than all the other gods..combined. Cause thats just what people thought 10.000 years ago.. while being REAL high on drugs, and if evolution ever told us something, its that some things never change.
So while some people might claim your god is :
- A life-boat for weakminded
- A figment of your imagination
- All powerful
- A rat bastard with inbred kids
- Whatever
I simply say your god is what your forefathers gave you after a bad night out, and you just cant get rid of it... kinda like an STD you got born with.
Enjoy !
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