1 Topic by Tobes (edited by [PW9]~KT~ 24-Dec-2009 17:02:39)

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Topic: For All Males. Advise for dating

Guys i have been going some research when dating women and have found out what women ACTUALLY mean when they talk about themselves,

WOMEN'S LONELY HEARTS, What they really mean:

ADVENTUROUS = Slut
ATHLETIC = No tits
30 SOMETHING = 41
FUN = Annoying
WILD = Gets pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a [ ]nutter
NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny
HEADSTRONG = Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic
CURVY = Fat [ ]
CUDDLY = Fat [ ]
LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat [ ]
LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat [ ]
SOCIAL = Enjoy sucking neighbour's [ ]
TALKATIVE = Can't shut up
ENJOYS DEEP CONVERSATIONS = If they are about shoes or hair
LOVES CANDLE-LIT DINNERS = So that you won't see so many wrinkles (and if you pay them)
INTERESTED IN CULTURE = Addicted to Desperate Housewives

Digest this wisely and merry christmas big_smile

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Re: For All Males. Advise for dating

consider she left in "tits" I can only wonder what KT was looking at yikes

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: For All Males. Advise for dating

Lolz.

True LEGEND

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Re: For All Males. Advise for dating

funniest ever! thank tobes...

/me copies and pastes, emails to grandma.

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Re: For All Males. Advise for dating

Everybody loves tits.

Here's some great tits:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2553987/2/istockphoto_2553987-great-tits.jpg

This forum is stupid.

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I'm betting that this is a link to manboobs so I won't click it

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Re: For All Males. Advise for dating

I can honestly say... those aren't manboobs.

This forum is stupid.

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Re: For All Males. Advise for dating

Indeed not. What a nice pair of tits!

Let me throw in a pair of boobies too!
https://www.msu.edu/course/isb/202/ebertmay/images/boobies.jpg

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9 Reply by [RPA] Arocalex (edited by [RPA] Arocalex 02-Jan-2010 17:40:52)

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Re: For All Males. Advise for dating

I'm loving these tits and boobies

makes me want to get some for myself

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