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[18:19] <+glue> yay im in tongue
[18:19] <+Lynns> in what glue?
[18:19] <+glue> mafiaz0r
[18:19] <+ZichtOpZee> i jail
[18:19] <+Lynns> ahhhh
[18:19] <+ZichtOpZee> he's a horsethief
[18:19] <+Lynns> one mafia down...

Glue is confessing to being mob, even b4 we get roles!

A biker goes to the Doctor with hearing problems "Can you describe the symptoms to me". "Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marg is a skinny bird with big blue hair!!"

27 (edited by [TI] arsbury 27-Apr-2008 22:37:36)

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Here we go then!
Roles have been allocated and descriptions have been sent out to everyone!
Have a good game guys smile

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In the quiet town of Caltabellotta, Sicily, the inhabitants of the town were getting ready for the night. People were closing their blinds and bringing in their laundry from the lines.

On the other side of town, a few members of the mafia were high up in the cliffs making a deal with some out of town people. It didn

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im no mob X(

rofl that's lame hun smile

Haters gonna hate!

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I believe him for sure.

Creator of Pretenders vs Contenders

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for some reason... I can't find this mafia channel O.o

George Smith Patton
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

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type /list its normally the third one down...

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how shit is this, i posted like third in this forum i was in then sent arsy message saying i was humi and i want in and i didnt even get put in the list

this happened on 12 also x(

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"God, I hate this."
Deci turned off the television, tired of the endless commercials about bathrobes, spray-tans and expensive cars. Sitting inside all night was boring, but with the mafia being so active and especially agressive, everyone had been advised to stay indoors as much as possible at nights. Deci walked to his computer, but quickly found he had no interest in surfing, not even for porn. After a bit of pacing and drinking a few cans of beer, he made up his mind.
"Screw the mafia, I'm going to the pub!" he yelled triumphantly while grabbing his coat. As he walked out, he heard his neighbours yell something that vaguely resembled clucking bell, we're trying to sleep here. He left his angry neighbours behind him as he got down the stairs and onto the street. It was a warm, beautiful night without a single cloud in the sky. Feeling much better now he was out, Deci decided to take the long way to the pub, straight through the park. But what he didn't notice was a black car following him.

The park was empty, everyone having taken the advice not to leave their house at night. Deci sniggered at all those people sitting in their houses, afraid to get out, afraid to get killed.
"Wan..." But he never finished the sentence. The mafioso who had been following him in the car had crept up behind him and knocked him unconscious.
"Now I'm going to have my fun with you, hehehe."

A couple of hours later, it wasn't long before sunrise, Deci woke up again.
"Mmmhm mhmmh mhmmh"
"That's right, try to yell all you want, buddy. I'd pay more attention to what's going to happen to you."
Looking at himself, Deci noticed they were in a boat and he was tied to a large, heavy piece of rock and, to his surprise, also a lifebuoy. The mafioso noticed his puzzled look and smiled.
"It's not going to save you, but it'll float out there and people will find to find out what it's tied to. We want them to find you, don't we? Get them scared."
He smiled again as Deci tried to struggled himself free, but to no avail. A little later the silence of the park got disturbed shortly. A bit after sunrise, the peace in the park was disturbed when divers brought up the lifeless body of Deci, an honest townsperson.

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The mafioso was getting impatient. He'd been waiting half the night, but still no sign of his target. As the church bell struck another hour, he grabbed his cellphone and called one of his fellows.
"Are you sure this is the right spot? I've been waiting forever! Oh wait, I see somebody! Bah, it's that transvestite again. What? He's coming? Okay, ciao."
And indeed, there was his target, slowly walking his way, looking around him like a paranoid freak. This would be an easy kill, the mafioso thought. He waited until the transvestite was around the corner, got out of his car and walked towards his target.
"Hey mate. Got a cigarette? I'm dying for one."
"Aaaargh! Oh god, you startled me, don't ever do that again. Here."
He handed the mafioso a cigarette and got his lighter out.
"Thanks, I have something for you in return." the mafioso smiled and got out his gun. No sooner did his target see the gun or he crawled on the floor, begging for his life.
"No, no, nooooo! Please, don't kill me! Please, I want to live!! I'll do anything! I won't do anything to discomfort the mafia! I'll even join! Just don't kill meeeeeeeee!"

The mafioso looked at the pile of sobbing disgrace at his feet and wondered if he'd really join. After some careful consideration he put his gun away and helped the man up.
"Come on, I'll introduce you to my friends."


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Come on, you slags! Wake up, another day! It's now the DAY phase. All you lot have until MIDNIGHT forum time today to cast your votes on the lynching.

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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I bet its TU

Elrohir
"Abstract art is the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.."

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For your interest, the two familias are Capone and DiAngelo.

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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oki so 1 off the mob fams has a extra member :S  whats that? secret role...doesnt seem protown


and the SK is one off the persons that hasent responded yet, or a first rounder

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

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Humidity
I just checked again and I do not have a message from you - so you were either blocked/deleted/changed fams and didn't tell me your new details. I tried finding you on the interface because I remember seeing your name but couldn't either as I didn't know where to start looking seeing as you don't use Humidity! As I had no way to contact you (your nick on IRC isn't registered either) and we had to start, I replaced you.

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hmm im first rounder too smile but yeh i think its prob cuz its only just started so people arnt responding too much.i dunno tbh smile think im gunna try and idle in #mafia on irc before i decide who i think is the evil scum smile

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I vote KT/Lynns, whichever of them two is playing

moohaha
Sadistic Lemming of Boobies, Beer and Other Bees

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Im going with lynns myself because she had a go at me last nite, out of the blue, clearly mob action!

Haters gonna hate!

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ill vote maarten.. no real reason

Elrohir
"Abstract art is the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.."

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21. Skywarp

voting him, no idea who he is, hasnt been in chat as far as i know

meaning SK yikes ???

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

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make that Undead

same reason tongue seems skywarp cant find irc

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

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"Im going with lynns myself because she had a go at me last nite, out of the blue, clearly mob action!"

You can't spot a joke even when it's kicking you in the nuts tongue

I'm voting TU..

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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At this point I have no idea so I will go with one of the few people who has seemed suspect to me, but as with all people I have no proof for the first lynch. My vote is for Maarten!

Insanity and genius are closely related!
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X(

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacks ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...

Time to die."

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im voting tu just a random stab in the dark

aka the lemming of enigmatic encounters
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