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Topic: i wonder....

i wonder if someone has ever got a DUI on a horse...

now, i know Driving Under the Influence is wrong in a motor vehicle because reaction time and drowsiness can cause a person to crash.

BUT, i dont think if you fall asleep on a horse, the horse is going to crash or anything. unless the horse is a dumbass, in which case, you should not be riding the dumb horse even if your sober.

just wondering...

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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Re: i wonder....

Riding a horse while under the influence of something is a bad idea and it could get you killed.

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Re: i wonder....

most places will hit you with "public drunkeness" if you're not on private property

remember your neck is 3' higher than the horse's so if Mr. Ed thinks he can dodge a tree limb you may be SOL
also if you fall off and hit your head
also if you fall off but don't fall out of the stirrups
also if you let the horse bite, trample or kick somebody or something important

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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