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Dear Felicia,

This is going to be just as hard to write as it is for you to understand, so listen close.  I don't like you. period. my only single regret is that i did not wait long enough through my adolesence to have children with someone smarter. or, at least genetically sound enough to not pass on genetic anomallies in my offspring. I do not wish to see you on christmas, i do not wish to see you on sunday. I truly believe that your soul should be regarded as dirty and tainted by evil. Never in my life have i ever come across such an infuriating woman! You make me sick. I wish there was some way i can successfully wish death upon you, for my sons, will be better off because i've seen the proof that your stupidity is in fact, contageous.  Now, as i move on, i am going to have sex with your worst enemy, record it and send it to you with the hopes that you might commit suicide at the sight of it. stay out of my life.

love, jay.

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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It's my job to photocopy this sort of stuff and put evidence tabs on it when Felicia sues for full physical custody and permission to move across country

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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she already has her own copy so dont bother wasting your time.  plus my kids love me no matter what so costody doesn't matter. also she is too stupid to move across country, i'll be surpised if she manages to get her GED and move out of her moms.

besides, my evidence is better.  she cheated on me while i was in afghanistan. i have the proof.

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4 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 21-Dec-2009 19:44:26)

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Then she's a whore but didn't you learn in the service not to leave intel behind an op tongue

Also you gotta beware what grandma talks her into doing

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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lol, your absolutly right.

i think i'm gonna have to write another letter yikes

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yup, grandma probably is the evil behind it. tongue

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wat

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'Jay'? My condolences.

Don't piss off whores. The judge may give rulings for quickies.

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Oh my .)

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yes, my real name is jason(Jay)

me and the mrs are on better terms, i think my absolute honesty somehow resulted in a positvie outcome!

The females of our species are so complicated and unpredictable, i'm glad to be a man. smile

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Re: Letters to Felicia...

She read what you wrote and things got better?

"The females of our species are so complicated and unpredictable"

Amen.

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"The females of our species are so complicated and unpredictable"

Since when?

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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Re: Letters to Felicia...

i'm guessing about 12,000 B.C.

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so she s not really that stupid and obnoxious? her grannie made her do the evil things, and your honesty made her a lovely princess again o_O?

till the end of time..

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no, she realized that she was gonna get dumped and decided it was better to clean up her act - at least for a while, on the surface - to prevent herself from getting dumped without a stablizing force (money)

A lifetime of screams

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so the dude is settling for a stupid and evil  girl who is temporarily being nicer , on the surface o_O ?
isnt he afriad of the contageousnous of the stupidity anymore?

till the end of time..

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you never know what the REAL truth is! she might have repented tongue

"The females of our species are so complicated and unpredictable"

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oh, lol i am still getting divorced, i'm just happy that we are on better terms.  but we dont live together, we are keeping our distance and i get my two sons 3 times a week, and every sunday.  but with school and all, i just get to hang out with my boys, they spend the night at my house on saturday...

no matter how much she tries, i'm not going to put myself through all of that crazy domestic shit again, its best that i remain single(especially since i'm in college wink )

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btw, lol lola made me smile big_smile

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20 Reply by ..Nemeara.. (edited by ..Nemeara.. 30-Dec-2009 13:59:33)

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for a lil while you looked even more stupid for staying with her, if you really meant what you said in the letter tongue

but okies, things are clearer now tongue
its prolly better for the kids, being on better terms smile


edited a typo

till the end of time..

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21 Reply by Wild Flower Soul (edited by Wild Flower Soul 30-Dec-2009 09:46:42)

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Ehawk: What has happened in your childhood life that you thought it would be a good thing to share that with us?
IMO, your just showing off incredible immaturity. You're right to feel cheated, but honestly, it's to be expected in a way. It happens all the bloody time. When your partner's away for a long time, these things happen.

"my only single regret is that i did not wait long enough through my adolesence to have children with someone smarter. or, at least genetically sound enough to not pass on genetic anomallies in my offspring."

"plus my kids love me no matter what so costody doesn't matter."

You don't seem to love them that much though..

And about your ex-wife to be's stupidity. Well, your social environment says a lot about you. If you married to someone you considered to be stupid and thought it would last at that time, well, enough said...
This seems to be reflected in your spelling errors, if I may add!

There's a silver line here though, albeit mostly for us: there's something to learn from all this.
Don't join the army and defenatly don't go to Afghanistan.

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I couldn't be ****ed to read the thread beyond post #2 or 3...


...but i feel for you...


...But you need to make sure that you man-up for your kids. These sorts
of disputes end up ruining a child.

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Nothnig wrong withe ither the army or afghanistan. Something wrong with the american army thats for sure.

Also well nah i'll stick with the army post for now...

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/me wonders how old Ehawk was when he married.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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i m guessing before he turned 20 smile
why fokker smile?

till the end of time..

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