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Ok post here for new tips you would like to see.
Do they have to be IC related? Can they be fun facts or helpful life lessons?
It always pays to be civil
The first way to get a girl to like you is to show her you care by listening.
Yes, a Flush DOES beat a Straight.
The Shadow in reality is in fact Lamont Cranston, well to do man about town.
Did you know that you can use chirping crickets to tell the temperature? To get a rough estimate of the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit, count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and then add 37. The number you get will be an approximation of the outside temperature.
Your constant refreshing of the page is increasing the workload of our server, further prolonging the tick. Your very impatience is causing the subject of your frustration. Remember that saying, "a watched pot never boils?" Maybe you should consider it.
A fleet admiral gets a small boost to their attack strength. Only one person can have this tag, though, so it's usually best to make sure the person doing the most attacks in the family gets this.
The vice leader tag does nothing right now. But it looks nice!
change them all to "blame nolio"
Never eat yellow snow and Don't drop the soap are both useful tips!
Don't blame nolio........
/me slaps RockLee, Take that back 
The Fleet Admiral Tag gives you 5% extra attack bonus and is usually given to the main attacker.
Marking players Inactive can also help lessen morale used when taking planets off family members.
<Metrex> Nolio
<Metrex> brett
<Metrex> orange
<Metrex> how much % does the FA tag give?
<Metrex> attack
<Metrex> 10%?
<brett> yes
<Metrex> 5%?
<brett> 5
<orange> dunno
<brett> 5%
<Metrex> kk 
sigh
Send your enemies blank messages, just to scare them. May seem pointless at the start, but it will show them a lesson. Especially if you do every tick for a whole day. Then they'll see how active you are, and run off.
Eat fruit.
this tick could take anything from 2 seconds to 15 minutes please be patient the hamster is working flat out in his wheel to boost server power
How about ... to breach a families core you can offer them a pnap then once u get all ur portals and lasers in their HS you can cancel the pnap and start raping.
If you want to play a fun game where everyone loves eachother.... please just leave.
go eat something between tics, else you ll die
Twilight is for the cool people.
if you have read this tip more than 5 times today it means you dont have life, no friends and a fat ass, but please do not commit suicide still, send all your stuff to the leader before!
If you loved Twilight, don't tell anyone here or they will assume you're a girl and try to get you to have Cyber Sex with them (Ask Mark about it)
lol
> Gondor wrote:
> If you loved Twilight, don't tell anyone here or they will assume you're a girl and try to get you to have Cyber Sex with them (Ask Mark about it)
i heard they didnt even have to "try" very heard
If you would like to win the round. Draft Parrot. Otherwise don't bother.
^ that would be helpful for the newbies
No it wouldnt, all new players would become trolls and suddenly we would have ourselves an imperial trollflict emergency.
Never pee into the wind.
If it ain't eggs, it ain't breakfast.
Yes we know that it says expos will take 7 ticks to build when you build them, but never fear! It really takes 6.
To new players, never enter Universal News. You will lose all respect for the game as a whole.
Rain breaks naps.
For all IC purposes, Parrot is god.
Regardless of what he says, BigGary is still an asshole.
Under no circumstances should you believe it when [insert doomer, elro, lex, etc etc.] say they are going to be active.
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and
"For the love of god, Undeath can NOT clean out your family forums. kthxbye"
> Metrex wrote:
> <Metrex> Nolio
<Metrex> brett
<Metrex> orange
<Metrex> how much % does the FA tag give?
<Metrex> attack
<Metrex> 10%?
<brett> yes
<Metrex> 5%?
<brett> 5
<orange> dunno
<brett> 5%
<Metrex> kk
sigh
good point
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