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notebook's are so useless... writing is for nawbz.

have sex with a tiger or with a hippo?

human

(in captivity)have to saw off both arms or dig out both eyes for freedom.

definitely a monkey.

cut off your ears or your nose.

Both. A complete outfit keeps you from looking like a fool.

Frustrate yourself by trying to shave with an electric razor after a shower and a week of not shaving or let it grow out of laziness?

heavy metal, head banging ftw!

trance or reggae?

Sheep.  There's a reason why cows are independently considered a major global warming contributor from methane emissions. 

Develop a cure for cancer, but the government bans you from obtaining the patent, or develop some key software component that ensures to make you tens of millions?

download. lol yes i know its piracy

marry a manly female bodybuilder who has larger muscles than you or a megan fox-lookalike transverstite?

Leg. Could stop the bleeding with a tourniquet.

Eat soup or drink salad?

Live forever: That would give you the time to wait for genetic manipulation to develop further so that the ability to fly could be engineered onto people.

Subscribe to this thread or delete this thread?

tower.....

salty or sweet?

I'd wanna see the lama in the slingshot, never seen that before.

Be really good at sports, but really dumb or be really smart, but suck at sports?