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1. the President as a head of state doesn't make obeisance gestures to other heads of state, Clinton got his knuckles rapped by the NY Times in 1994 for dipping his head to Akihito
2. if you ARE gonna bow to the Emperor of Japan, do it before you shake his hand, not DURING the handshake
3. why did he bow to King Abdullah, bow to Emperor Akihito, and just nod to Queen Elizabeth?
"Instead, because its Obama, you have to be negative."
I don't remember Reagan's etiquette that well, Bush the Elder remembered WW2 too well to bow to Hirohito (well pretty well, he once memorialized Pearl Harbor on September 7)--I guess Hirohito was just glad not to be barfed on, and Bush the Younger would probably have given Akihito a backrub before he'd genuflect. So I don't really have that many models of rightwing presidents I can react to
"Sorry but it just doesn't cut the cheese..."
I have no idea what you meant by that, in America "cut the cheese" = "break wind"
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.