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marraige is like a circus, all it is, is a bunch of clowns out to entertain your wife and in the end, all you get is a bunch of kids and a whole lot o' money wasted!

I dont smoke cigarettes because i like them.  I smoke because it hides the smell of marijuana thats seeping into the hallway atm.

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hehe

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love how he misspelled marraige twice.

This forum is stupid.

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love how you misspelled marriage when you were correcting him

I was using a metaphor that means God is watching us. You've heard this, there's a toilet on the roof.

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Mawwage

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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mubwuge

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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You're a tard, Archangel.

This forum is stupid.

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But a sexy one.  I'd do him.

I'd also do you Blonde. 

That is all.

To those who understand I extend my hand; To the doubtful I demand to take me as I am.

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marraige.. is like a box of chocolates...

it makes you fat (and feel good)

till the end of time..

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Marriage is like the last 20 minutes of a movie.

You know it won't be long anymore and you're looking forward to the end.

This forum is stupid.

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