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Eat your socks or live with Richard Simons?

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Niiiice!

I would eat my socks.


Would you rather eat from a dumpster, or eat from a kitty litter tray?

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I would eat from a dumpster

would you rather attend the opera or be kicked in the balls 3 times.

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attend the opera.

would you rather shake a mans hand who has just sneezed into it or shake a mans hand knowing he didn't wash his hands in the bathroom.

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Knowing he didn't wash his hands in the bathroom.


Would you rather take a man's penis in your mouth or in your anus?

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raather engage in necrophilia because coprophilia is just a shitty time.


now for lesser gruesome questions

Paper cut between your toes or a paper cut on your tongue.

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on my tongue

sleep with oprah or johnny depp

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Oprah. I'd like to plow that big black american vagina.

Would you rather cut off your penis or your tongue?

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Penis, It's not like I use it.

Sleep i. A room full of bees or sleep in a room full of spiders?

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A hen, a crow can be male.

Yes, I thought that through.

Would you rather live in the US or in hell?

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Re: Would you rather

easy one

hell your not bullshitted to they let you know your [stuffed] in advanced.


paralized from the neck down OR dead

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dead

have sex with an attractive trannie, or never have sex again

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Re: Would you rather

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm going to get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

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thsi pages guy pissed em when i talk to him

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sex with a trannie

Would you rather rather be stalked by a homosexual or a homeless?

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I'd say homeless, sounds like a fun time (plus the cops would go after him letting me get off scot-free)


would you rather buy an apple or a window's product (dell, etc) BONUS OR WOULD YOU GET LINUX!

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Windows product.

Apple sucks, linux' only good if you buy a server (which I don't need).

Would you rather divorce the woman of your dreams or spend your life raising a child you hate?

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Child, because payback comes when I spoil his kids.


Break your neck or both your arms?

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Both my arms.

Would you rather sleep with Rosie O'Donnell or Michael Moore?

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Rosie O'Donnell.
Yeah, she has her flaws, but I've heard she's kinky.

Would you rather go on a date with Adolph Hitler or Idi Amin?

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Hitler,

I actually think that would be quite interesting.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

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Deaf - As they say :'Beauty is in the EYE of the beholder' lol

Would you rather be succesful in business OR personal life ?  (Yes, that's an OR for this one ;P)

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Personal life.

Would you rather eat an cold pizza of your choice or a hot one you dislike?

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