you can never win

haha

but

>>You check out a suspicious noise at night 0
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something +5
You pummel it with iron rod +10
It's her pet -10<<

This leaves you up 5 which must be wrong

He prolly ripped somewhere

omg really?

Probably zarf who posted it before and he didn't get as much attention as you do now

ps. Join us for a game of mafia arms

> Dracohir wrote:

ps. Join us for a game of mafia arms

i would if i could be more on mirc

and they would kill me off 1st again prolly X( X( X(

women are like bathroom tiles

if you lay them right the first time
you can walk over them for the rest of there life

<@MORA> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
<@MORA> Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
<@MORA> Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
<@MORA> Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
<@MORA> Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
<@MORA> Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.
<@MORA> Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
<@MORA> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
<@MORA> After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

might have been posted before......................

65 points
But only because she never asks "Do I look fat?".

i wonder when a women will post in here

the above about points is true

WARNING: this was written by a woman and  made for men!!!

take out trash before asked +5
taking out trash 2 days later after being nagged -20
cleaning house while wife went shopping +40
having her come home and the house is worse -20

does the laundry +5
mixes red with white - 10
does the laundry and puts it away (without folding it) -15
does the laundry and puts it away and folds it +15

makes dinner +8
makes dinner and leaves the kitchen a mess 0
makes dinner and cleans +10
makes dinner and its something she don't like -5

tells wife to go out for a girls night +5
tells wife to go out for a girls night  and watches children +25
tells wife to go out for a girls night  and gets a babysitter, then goes out for a guys night -25
tells wife to go out for a girls night, then has candles lit in the bedroom for her return +30

come home to find out motherinlaw is staying for the weekend -10
hand the wife $200 bucks to go shopping for her only +50
hand the wife $200 bucks to go shopping for her only  and goes with her +100

giving wife gift card to a weightloss center  -75
sleepin with her best friend -5000

let the wife sleep in +10
let the wife sleep in but wake her up by lettin the kids jump on her 20 min later -15
let the wife sleep in and miss her favourite soap opera  -25
wake up the wife to deal with the kids then  you go back to sleep -20
make partner breakfast in bed  +5
make partner breakfast in bed and then eat it -10

PREGNANCY ONLY -- points r higher due to hormones
sends u out to get her food and u come back with stuff for u only  -35
sends u out to get food and u get exactly what she wanted +50
sends u out for food and u bring back the wrong thing -20
wakes up to go get her food and u say no and roll over -45
wakes u up to go get food and go pass out on the couch, then go back in the room and say every place was closed -50
tells u its time and u run out the house without her -30
tells u its time and u say after the game -150
tells u its time and u pack, load car, and help her in the car +200

if u guys like these let me know i can write more... and i can even write some for takin care of the hubby