I like cheese. Oreos. Girls. Little girls. Boys under the age of 13. The occasional cookie. I like xbox  and xbox 360. I like to kill n00bs. I like playing halo. I like to spam everyone. I like to play call of duty. if you have halo or call of duty, odds are I will pwn you. Um, 1 l1k3 t0 pwn f00's th4t th1nk th3y 4r3 b3tt3e th4n m3. And I also like free food.

Any questions? the going rate is $45/hour, or $750/day. There's a price break at 1 week, where it's $600/day.

I require plane tickets for travel. And no, I'm not opposed to anything (unless it involves killing innocent people. I am opposed to killing cops because then I can't get access to little boys and I also love Gwynedd)