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im curious if justinian has ever tried "the naked man" move. supposedly it works 2 out of 3 times.

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im here to bestow on all men the only fact about women

all women, are whores. except our mothers

they may not know that they are whores yet, but they are whores. they may feel guilty about being whores, they may be in denial that they are whores, but they are whores.

just like all men are assholes.

they may not be actively whores, we may not be actively assholes, sometimes it is deep down inside. but its still there!

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So where are the girls of Ic in this thred?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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They don't respond to the ramblings of a man that visits prostitutes on a regular basis

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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There aren't any more girls in IC...

...they left.

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> Forum Nazi wrote:

> im here to bestow on all men the only fact about women

all women, are whores. except our mothers

yes, even our mothers, considering what they had to do to create you in the first place. Women are just getting worse, just look at 1/2 the girls I went to highschool with 2+ kids, unmarried and all their kids have different fathers. Kind of sad really.

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No, they're around, Morbo. Just don't come here anymore.

This forum is stupid.

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how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fetilized?

> Justinian I wrote:
> Ouro,
Even though you were the first one to arrive at the scene who clearly pwned Einstein and showed how biased he is, you are an outright arsehole.

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> The Zodiac Killer wrote:

> > Forum Nazi wrote:

> im here to bestow on all men the only fact about women

all women, are whores. except our mothers

yes, even our mothers, considering what they had to do to create you in the first place. Women are just getting worse, just look at 1/2 the girls I went to highschool with 2+ kids, unmarried and all their kids have different fathers. Kind of sad really.


maybe thats because they all started banging random bartenders by using crappy pickup lines

> Justinian I wrote:
> Ouro,
Even though you were the first one to arrive at the scene who clearly pwned Einstein and showed how biased he is, you are an outright arsehole.

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and some people have penthouse forums mistaken with IC forums yikes lol

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"maybe thats because they all started banging random bartenders by using crappy pickup lines"

don't even see how anything could work better than "Sex?" in those kind of situations...

This forum is stupid.

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if a girl has sex with you, and all you needed to do was be honest, then she's not the type of girl you want to have sex with. anyone can have sex with a whore; its nothing to brag about, guys; especially because they probably gave you a std.

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odd how all the females neglect to give us the juicy details of their man-hunts

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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There Are No Females Here.

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Every woman is sitting on a small fortune. wink

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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this thread is retarded. We all know women don't like honesty. They're all whores...KT excluded *hides from KT*

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No, women want honesty... they just don't want you to tell them the truth.

This forum is stupid.

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"heyyy do I look fat in this dress??"
"ummm no you look very good in them, but you know what you would look even better in... these baggy pants baby... ooh yeah baggy pants!"

that is the type of honesty women prefer

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you are being honest, as long as she doesnt find out the truth.

i love you all!

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When my g/f is angry she doesn't talk to me, she calls it "the silent treatment".




I call it "peace and quiet".

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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I used to piss off my ex girlfriend just so I could get some peace and quiet. that and the make up sex was mint.

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how the hell does mint make up for sex? you always have your hand to do a quick laundry wash

i love you all!

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"Mint" is slang for good.
Taken from the phrase "In mint condition", as in "fresh from the Mint", the Mint being where all our money is made. wink

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I think he was trying to be funny...

This forum is stupid.

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I think he failed.

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