Re: Mafia 21: Incarceration at Rae
Aro i nvr pmed u
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He was quoting my post Melvin ![]()
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that gay.the reason i vote u coz u wanted TR as mayor which is a bad idea.
I vote iluvatard for lynch
and hmmm mayor lets go with homolio
I voted for myself as mayor?
James gfor death
ilu mayor
ilv we got the same avatar u should vote aro lol
ok now that i sat here and read all 4 pages and melvin did not say anything in his own defense i vote melvin to die...
and TU for mayor...
be goes back and starts making boose in my lil dung hut.. for the lynching
arocalex for lynch and arnor for mayor
(no reason for either)
lol pain if u are a toenie and get banged by mob.wtf u think u can say lol
true true i understand... but who is a 100% sure u r a townie.. all these new nicks for the costume change is really making things harder...
die arocalex
vote change!
[23:00] <+melvin> coz Aro is a mob
[23:00] <+melvin> arnor is a SK or mob
[23:00] <Arocalex> melvin
[23:00] <Arocalex> there is no [mooing] way you could know any of this
[23:00] <+melvin> i dream of it
[23:00] <Arocalex> only 1 investigation has been made
[23:01] <Arocalex> and you claim to know 3 roles
[23:01] <+melvin> how u know
[23:01] <+melvin> arolex u voted Tr as mayor
[23:01] <Arocalex> I didn't
[23:01] <+melvin> a mob only vote mob as mayor
[23:01] <Arocalex> I voted myself
[23:01] <+pain> brb... in 10 min..........
[23:02] <Arocalex> "I'm also running for mayor"
[23:02] <+melvin> ![]()
[23:02] <Arocalex> lrn2read
[23:02] <Arocalex> dumbass
[23:02] <+melvin> that who told me u vote Tr :s
[23:02] <Arocalex> oh
[23:02] <Arocalex> jesus christ melvin
[23:02] <Arocalex> you are retarted
[23:02] <Arocalex> least you could do
[23:02] <Arocalex> is check
LYNCH:
Melvin - 9 - ( Arnor, Glue, Ben, Genesis, Wendy, TU, TR, HE, Pain )
Arocalex - 7 - ( Maarten, Jets, Shlime, Melvin, PS, iluvatar, evilsheep )
Nolio - 2 - ( Arocalex, Skyroshroud )
Iluvatar - 1 - ( Nolio )
Undeath - 1 - ( Undeath )
Sunstorm - 1 - ( LExuzis )
Iluvatar - 1 - ( Sunstorm )
MAYOR:
TU - 6 - ( Maarten, Undeath, TR, HE, Skyroshroud, Pain )
Arnor - 5 - ( Arnor, Wendy, Jets, Ben, evilsheep )
Melvin - 3 - ( Nolio, Shlime, Melvin )
Nolio - 1 - ( Lexusis, Sunstorm )
Iluvatar - 1 - ( Iluvatar )
Glue - 1 - ( TU )
Genesis - 1 ( Glue )
in the interest of humor, I'm changing my lynch vote to arocalex and mayor vote to arnor
both too late I am afraid.
so wheres the story.......
Prisoner number 15, melvin. Sentenced for thievery.
Melvin wasn't exactly one of the toughest criminals on the planet. He had actually been a performing artist of sorts. He had been a mirror-eater. People would bring him mirrors and pay to eat them. It was a show, and business was good. Soon enough, other thieves were stealing mirrors for the show on his home world. When people tried to make reports, the police laughed and threw the reporters out. Surely no one would be idiotic enough to steal just plain mirrors and nothing else. However, the law took an interest when they found even their own police station mirrorless. Finally melvin became megalomaniac and turned himself in. He was convinced the planetary lord of his planet would be interested to see him eat mirrors. The police disagreed, locked him up and a court hearing was held. Sentenced for thievery and sent to Rae.
Now on Rae, melvin was standing amongst other convicts near the portal when the daily lynching votes were read. It quickly became obvious he'd be the one to be terminated. Crowd was shouting suggestions:
"Kill him and check his pockets for mafia stuff?"
"Couldn't we check the pockets first? Seems kind of stupid to kill him first and check his pockets after."
And so they did. They checked his pockets and found nothing but a lonely hand mirror. But they weren't convinced. "Kill him anyway, just to be sure!" Now the crowd was shouting suggestions on how to kill him.
"Crush his balls!"
"Rape him!"
"Drown him in bukkake!"
"Death by snu snu!"
Melvin laughed: "You be retarded, all you are. I never see anybody raped to death."
Forward stepped Nolio, with a small cap on the back of his head. He said: "You will now. Show me that pretty butt of yours, man!"
Three and a half minutes later, melvin lay in ground lifeless. People asked Nolio if he thought melvin had been a mobster. Nolio replied: "No man. No. I didn't get no mafia vibe." And so it was that melvin, a regular convict, had been killed for no good reason.
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IT IS NOW ** NIGHT PHASE ** ENDING SOON. 22.00 GMT
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Congratulations The Unknown, the new Elder of planet Rae! His vote now weighs double in the lynching process.
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now about that free beer...
Prisoner number 7, shlimy. Sentenced for inbreeding.
Shlimy had spent his youth on a farm planet, growing food crops with his family. And as was customary on his planet, at the age of 19 he wed his sister and they had children. They had many children and lived happily. However their happiness was shortlived. From the governmental center of the planet came a new law: Marrying one's close relatives was illegal. And it worked retroactively. Understandably a lot of people on the planet were enraged, but it couldn't be helped. In one night, the planet turned out to look like it had been ravaged by a series of electric storms, so quick was the disappearance of population. More than 80% of the population of the redneck planet were sent to different prisoner planets through portal, for the crime of inbreeding. Amongst them was Shlimy.
On Rae, Shlimy had lived a quiet life. Happy to grow his few crops and milk his starved cow. He did not understand this commotion about mafias and regular convicts and serial killers and whatnot. He was a simple farmboy, such things did not mean much to him.
The dim night that claimed his life was like any other he had spent in jail. He was in his small barn milking the cow for the last day today, and after that he'd get to bed to get well rested for tomorrow's chores. He rose from the stool he had been sitting on and grabbed the milk bucket. He was just pondering on the miracle of milk when he felt a piano wire tighten around his neck. A few weak struggles and strong tugs later Shlimy was dead and his cow was mooing sadly at the untimely death of its owner. Another regular convict had died.
The mobster looked around the barn. "Huh", he thought and looked at the cow. Quickly he positioned the piano wire around the cow's neck and started pulling. "Better safe than sorry!"
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Prisoner number 19, Elbekko. Sentenced for downloading copyrighted material.
Considered one of the most heinous crimes in the galaxy, Elbekko had been accidentally found to possess illegal copies of movies and games when the policemen were doing a routine home search for drugs. The sentence for this crime comparable to childkilling was guessable: Prison planet. Rae.
During his sentence, Elbekko had built a makeshift computer in his hovel. It wasn't much to look at, hole cards and strings. But it gave him comfort to know that even in this hellhole, he could do rudimentary programming tasks and feel at least a bit at home.
That night Elbekko was once again working on his computer. He was just reaching for a new hole card when he felt a cloth on his face and smelled chloroform. His limp body fell to the floor. The serial killer let out a maniac laughter, positioned Elbekko next to the wall and crucified him. Elbekko woke up screaming when the serial killer sliced his penis right off. Still screaming, the regular convict Elbekko saw the serial killer leave through the door, but not before letting in two pitbulls. Even through his pain his analytical mind was working: For the brief moment it took the dogs to reach him and start eating, he wondered where someone would get pitbulls on this planet.
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Morning broke. The prisoners found a strangled Shlimy, a strangled cow, a mutilated Elbekko and two fat pitbulls. Again they arranged a barbeque of one cow and two dogs, meat was not to be wasted. But in their gluttony, they couldn't help but feel a chill: Five regular townies were dead. Was there any chance of defeating the notorious Arsylian Mafia? Or the mad serial killer?
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IT IS NOW ** DAY ** phase. Everyone has until 15.00 GMT to cast their vote on the daily lynching.
(note: night phase will probably end at 20.00 GMT)
Is the free beer a keg or cases?
how many cases are in a keg?
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