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Prisoner number 11. Torqez. Sentenced for poaching, hunted kiwis.

Torqez slept uneasily in his hovel made of kangaroo dung. It had taken him quite a while to find enough on this planet were kangaroos were rare animals, but his homesickness had prevailed and he had spent months gathering the kangaroo manure. The smell of kangaroos reminded him of his wife who he hadn't seen since he had been sent to Rae. Little did he know that outside his hovel, mobsters had gathered. They carefully removed the pieces of wood that held the hovel together. When the structure was weakened, one of the mobsters gave the hovel a good kick. It collapsed, sending in air fumes of old kangaroo dung. Torqez didn't even have time to wake up. He was buried under kangaroo dung and choked to death. Mafia had drawn first blood: Torqez was a regular townie.

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Prisoner number 3, Arfeh. Sentenced for treason, called queen mother of his home planet "an old harlot".

Arfeh was in his tent sharpening pointy sticks. He was planning on settling some old scores. Disturbed mumbling could be heard from his tent: "Dastardly Nolio, I'll have his head on a pole in a jiffy. Next one's Arnor. Teeheehee. And then I'll have crumpets. For king and country!" A lone character approached his tent. The serial killer had chosen its victim for the night. When Arfeh stepped out of his tent, the serial killer knocked him down with a quick blow.

When Arfeh came to it, he found himself naked in a hole in the ground with his hands and legs tied together. There was also a sweet smell in the air. He looked down and saw that his groin area had been covered in honey. Just when he was wondering if he was going to be a victim of especially kinky prison rape, he saw a bag appear at the top of the hole. The bag was kicked down and swarms of rats ran out of it.

Serial killer ran away humming a merry tune. In the distance, he could hear Arfeh scream as the rats started enjoying their nightly meal. Another regular convict had perished.

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Morning come, the community of convicts found one of them buried under a pile of dung and another dead in a hole swarming with fat rats. They quickly organised a barbeque. Rarely had they seen such well-fed rats on this planet.

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It is now ** DAY ** phase. Everyone has until 21.00 GMT on Wednesday to cast their vote on the daily lynching and election of the Elder.
Extra: We want to get the night phase at a better suited time so today (only once) the night phase will end one hour after end of day-phase. 22.00 GMT on Wednesday!! Everyone with night time abilities start thinking during the day, so you are ready on time.

Iluvatar!

btw, I'm frickin running for mayor! Vote Pedro er...Napolio

And voting for nolio lynch

Bastards X(

Edit: Also, I could take some rats easily, especially if they were just eating my nads.

Not like I'm using it anyways.

X(

Pedro's my friend! I can say vote for pedro if I want gosh!

I change my mind, I vote Melvin for mayor

Lex for lynch

TU for mayor

Vote me for mayor plz.

Ill be back after work for the Lynch vote