Topic: Honesty actually works

I have come to learn that the common knowledge of needing to be committal with women, or dishonest about being committal, in order to get laid is wrong. I have recently done some experiments and found that being honest about wanting variety and just sex is actually charismatic with a large majority of women. It is the strangest and yet most liberating thing to know.

2 (edited by Zaige 09-Oct-2009 14:32:30)

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I once told a women i only wanted sex with her, she wanted ''love'' aswell or else no sex.

We had no sex.

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gg

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cool story bro

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Riveting tale chap.

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Wow, mind blowing.

Women are in to casual sex?

No... friggin'... way...

Thiz fo' reel?

This forum is stupid.

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Once he starts to listen to the music we have here, he'll head straight back to the 19th century.

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Mr. Blonde, it depends on the woman.

"I have come to learn that the common knowledge of needing to be committal with women, or dishonest about being committal, in order to get laid is wrong."
And justinian, I never thought I'd see this day.

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Nonsense. All women want honesty. And all women are skanks.

It just depends if they are interested in you in the first place.

This forum is stupid.

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Lol, your right hand ain't a woman Justinian I

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What about the left?

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12 (edited by Sylar 13-Oct-2009 10:42:13)

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nope that doesnt count ether


heres a line NOT o use

hey yourhot '
you want to play wars?
i'll lay down and you blow the [moo] outta me!

then it usaly goes black and you wake up in a hospital bed witha black eye and a broken jaw

i know that the voices in my head aren't real...but sometimes, they have some pretty good ideas!!!

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a couple days ago, friday i think it was, i went to the bar with a couple buddies and there was a cute redhead bartender. (Im a sucker for redeads.) anyways we got to chatting and I was like hi, my name is steve, Im a broke university student, Im a little overweight, hairy and extremly interested in having sex with you on the counter after the bar closes. she laughed like crazy. so, she bought me a beer and told me to wait around until after the bar closes and that she will think about it. Long story short, I got laid.

Kadaj

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It's meant to be savored

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Your "Woman" used to be a man. That's the only possible explanation.

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I am unconvinced.

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interesting chronicle sibling

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did you tell this to your escort girls, if so they may not be representative of the general female population tongue

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no, i didn't pay for it, nor was she a man. I find it kind of pathetic that I'm a. discussing my sexlife on some forum and b. that I feel the need to defend or explain further the story, so I'm just gonna leave it at that.

Kadaj

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It's meant to be savored

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naw man, the best pickup line ever: "Here, let me clear a place for you to sit" and then you rub your hand around your face.

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> The Zodiac Killer wrote:

> a couple days ago, friday i think it was, i went to the bar with a couple buddies and there was a cute redhead bartender. (Im a sucker for redeads.) anyways we got to chatting and I was like hi, my name is steve, Im a broke university student, Im a little overweight, hairy and extremly interested in having sex with you on the counter after the bar closes. she laughed like crazy. so, she bought me a beer and told me to wait around until after the bar closes and that she will think about it. Long story short, I got laid.



longstory short, he woke up with a rash

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Best pickup line is: "Hi."

This forum is stupid.

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you could always convince them that they are ugly and your the only guy in the bar the is attacted to them

i know that the voices in my head aren't real...but sometimes, they have some pretty good ideas!!!

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> East wrote:

> did you tell this to your escort girls, if so they may not be representative of the general female population tongue>

No. I want something with a higher return on my investment and less risk.

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/me thinks some people have IC Forums confused with Penthouse Forum

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