Topic: I may be mad, but I'm not this mad :D
http://www.regretsy.com/
Regretsy owes it's existence to Etsy, some "craft" site where people apparently churn out half-baked shit-pies without any sense of irony, taste, or intelligence whatsoever.
Luckily Regretsy have already sifted though the worst of the worst to give us the best of the worst, like (ranging from most to least sane):
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/the-sultan-of-pop/
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/09/29/i-can-see-your-tree-from-my-house/
<NSFW> http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/01/lip-service/
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/09/29/pokemons/
<NSFH> http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/03/beating-a-dead-horse/