Topic: I may be mad, but I'm not this mad :D

http://www.regretsy.com/

Regretsy owes it's existence to Etsy, some "craft" site where people apparently churn out half-baked shit-pies without any sense of irony, taste, or intelligence whatsoever.
Luckily Regretsy have already sifted though the worst of the worst to give us the best of the worst, like (ranging from most to least sane):

http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/the-sultan-of-pop/

http://www.regretsy.com/2009/09/29/i-can-see-your-tree-from-my-house/

<NSFW> http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/01/lip-service/

http://www.regretsy.com/2009/09/29/pokemons/

<NSFH> http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/03/beating-a-dead-horse/

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

Re: I may be mad, but I'm not this mad :D

there is nothing to say to that

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: I may be mad, but I'm not this mad :D

holy shit a black unicorn

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...