"Ok moms, you get the word to that ignorant bastard that he can't say his name in the pen but I hear it. I got more ears than Obama, right? Anybody drop a dime on Lil' Big end up a jigsaw puzzle. And he lost me a weeks earnings, and he got to square that. He gotta take the rap. I dunno know nothin about nothin, got me? I was just passin out candy or sumthin. And call the Haitian and tell him I need another sample. And also I want to sleep over at Billy's house this weekend."
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.