Re: This week I have mostly been reading...

what if eh

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Yeah, what if; What if we weren't all so damn stupid?
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Apparently half the population would go mad, unable to handle intelligence, the other half would leave, leaving the retards (who are now at our level) to run things.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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Apparently half the population would include ur mom

SNAP


Besides, they don't have any of these in my local humongous 6 story high library

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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1) Leave my mother alone, it's not her fault she's a child-molesting retard nutjob.
2) Order them?

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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I'm too cheap

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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You have to pay to get books out of your library?

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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oh, you mean file a request?

AFAIK they don't take random requests

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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I've been reading the Ciaphas Cain books by sandy mitchell

Blazed through 4 of them already

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Trouble With Lichen

Haven't read much yet. To be honest I only got it 'cause I like the cover.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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This week I got the northern lights trilogie

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

Re: This week I have mostly been reading...

War and Peace

which has the best description of male horniness ever written

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He half rose, meaning to go around to her, but the aunt handed him the snuffbox, passing it behind Ellen's back.  Ellen leaned forward to make room, and looked back with a smile.   She was, as always at evening parties, wearing a dress cut very low in front and in back, which was fashionable at the time.  Her bust, whcih had always seemed like marble to Pierre, was so close that his nearsighted eyes could not help perceiving the vital charm of her neck and shoulders, so near to his lips that he need only to have bent his head slightly to have touched them.  He was aware of the warmth of her body, the scent of her perfume, and heard the creak of her corset as she breathed.  Instead of the marble beauty constituting a whole with her dress, he saw and felt the complete allure of her body, concealed only by her garments.  And having once seen this, he could not see her otherwise, just as we cannot return to a delusion once it has been explained.

She looked back, gazing at him with her brilliant black eyes, and smiled.

"So you have never before noticed how beautiful I am?" she seemed to say.  "You haven't noticed that I am a woman?  Yes, I am a woman who may belong to anyone--even to you,"  her eyes said.

And at that moment, Pierre felt that Ellen not only could but must be his wife, that it could not be otherwise.  He knew it as surely as if he had been standing besider her at the altar.  How this would be and when he did not know;  he did not even know if it would be a good thing (actually he felt that for some reason it would be wrong) but he knew that it was to be.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.