Topic: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

"We wish for war!", the voice of the deceptive Alena echoed in the distance.

"We wish to fight you!" rang the voice of the warlike Parrot.

Our Hero thinks back to past lifetimes where he was alone and outfunded. He looks upon his new warriors in battle, all loyal, all of whom will die upon command.

He looks upon Our Upkeep, the Sadist, the man who had done so much for him and his family and his friends. He looks upon his White Knight Kpax, his angry, sadistic banker the tiger. He looks upon the unconventional magician SmallE.

"They wish to fight us!", shouts our hero. "They wish to destroy our homes, our land, our mothers and our children."

Immediately, a horrible growling is heard from behind him. He spins around and sees nothing but the teeth of the terrifying demons approaching him. The teeth are sharp and pointed. Our hero knows that they will destroy whatever they lay their hands on, he simply prays that they feed on the blood of his enemies and not on the blood of his people.

"Who are you?"

"I am your worst nightmare and your best friend. I am your God, and I am your Satan. I am your assassin, yet I am your Savior. I await your command".

Our hero looks to the other demon standing before him. The demon says nothing, but bows his head.

"But what do you two desire in return for your services?" inquires our hero, who knows that nothing in this world comes for free."

Our Savior is the one to respond. "Our desires are simple. We desire a steady storm. Wind and rain. Storm and stress. We desire the heart of the warlike parrot. We desire the head of the opportunistic and deceptive alena. But naturally, we desire, above all, the heart, the body and the soul of the Tyrant."

Our hero smiles. "We are going to get along just fine"

1     Feeding the Enemy (2314) [32,41]    1780    16284869    119068
5     Evil Ruler (2329) [17,41]    918    7716052    76202

vs

2     Sexy Cow Girls (2311) [46,43]    1671    12619746    124836
4     ~~~Metrex is gay~~~ (2319) [48,53]    1632    9816407    96985

Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

first!

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

second!

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

lol Tryme is never going to get rid of the tyrant tag now

Destiny is only for those too own to make their fate weak.

~ Geese

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

And thus the tyrant glared into the hero's eyes.... "obey me!"

"yes master, what do you desire?"

"kneel before me as you were..."

the hero respectfully obeyed... and the tyrant was... "pleased" wink

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

kk this story i will actually follow and wont it be weird going all nice roleplaying when you involve one of our names for example and "our hero slayed Sophia!"

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

or "our hero blumpkin'd awexome" big_smile

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

The tyrant shouts: 'we want blood, the hero shall die!'

This is sparta, we will stand and fight!

The Great Chupacubra has spoken!

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

hahahahahha

sturm und drang was a period of writing in german literature

wtf man

my german professors would be ashamed of that shite, somewhere Goete is freakin out in his grave

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturm_und_Drang

> Justinian I wrote:
> Ouro,
Even though you were the first one to arrive at the scene who clearly pwned Einstein and showed how biased he is, you are an outright arsehole.

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

Lmao, we are a bunch of schoolgirls your fighting! Ha! I would of liked to write a roleplay for our alliance, but a bunch of schoolgirls kicking ass just seemed a little far fetched.

'Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway'

[no porn allowed]

Graduated from Virgo with flying colors!

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

yay! cant wait!

Why Settle For Second When First Is Available
~RoGue~

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

yawn

72 hr cancellations are BOOOORING

13 (edited by Pyf 26-Aug-2009 20:36:31)

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

Its fairly amusing that fams from both sides of this war are whinging at me to stop my fam attacking them. smile

14 (edited by whateverr 26-Aug-2009 20:34:41)

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

im not whinning at all pyf. smile


infact i encourage you to keep attacking me, ill soon be 2.5-3m nw of fleet.

Anarchy

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

lol I ain't even attacked you

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

lol pyf stop trolling i merely suggested its best for you to not pick fights with my attackers... tongue

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

from both sides? lol

Frozenice do it!!!

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

72h is boring for sure

By the time the war comes people will have forgot what all the hype was about

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

thats why Torq closed the other thread

and will prlly re open it when the time comes to and end

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

No.

By request, this is now the war thread.

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

why not just delete that thread then?

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

go go 11 and 19....oops, 14 and 29 coming to kill me!!!!

go go 14 and 29, oops, 11 and 19 comingto kill me!!!!

i aint playing LOL

good luck to both sides!!!!!!

now where's that illegal gambling room? i need to make bet my gc on 11 and 19 *disappeared* :-P

Proverbs 11:14 "Where there is no guidance the people fall,
But in abundance of counselors there is a victory."

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

im still comming to kill you ds33

Anarchy

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

oh no! *hides*

Proverbs 11:14 "Where there is no guidance the people fall,
But in abundance of counselors there is a victory."

Re: Sturm und Drang - 29/14 vs 19/11

stop spamming this thread! lol

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex