"We wish for war!", the voice of the deceptive Alena echoed in the distance.

"We wish to fight you!" rang the voice of the warlike Parrot.

Our Hero thinks back to past lifetimes where he was alone and outfunded. He looks upon his new warriors in battle, all loyal, all of whom will die upon command.

He looks upon Our Upkeep, the Sadist, the man who had done so much for him and his family and his friends. He looks upon his White Knight Kpax, his angry, sadistic banker the tiger. He looks upon the unconventional magician SmallE.

"They wish to fight us!", shouts our hero. "They wish to destroy our homes, our land, our mothers and our children."

Immediately, a horrible growling is heard from behind him. He spins around and sees nothing but the teeth of the terrifying demons approaching him. The teeth are sharp and pointed. Our hero knows that they will destroy whatever they lay their hands on, he simply prays that they feed on the blood of his enemies and not on the blood of his people.

"Who are you?"

"I am your worst nightmare and your best friend. I am your God, and I am your Satan. I am your assassin, yet I am your Savior. I await your command".

Our hero looks to the other demon standing before him. The demon says nothing, but bows his head.

"But what do you two desire in return for your services?" inquires our hero, who knows that nothing in this world comes for free."

Our Savior is the one to respond. "Our desires are simple. We desire a steady storm. Wind and rain. Storm and stress. We desire the heart of the warlike parrot. We desire the head of the opportunistic and deceptive alena. But naturally, we desire, above all, the heart, the body and the soul of the Tyrant."

Our hero smiles. "We are going to get along just fine"

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