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"Actually guys this thread is just about putting a quote and not arguing about silly things"

~HumansBoreMe big_smile

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"I love escalators because they never break, they just turn into stairs.  The escalator is out of service, sorry for the convenience."

-Mitch Hedberg

> Justinian I wrote:
> Ouro,
Even though you were the first one to arrive at the scene who clearly pwned Einstein and showed how biased he is, you are an outright arsehole.

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Formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil.

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"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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lol nice

   Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

~ A.E

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☑ Saddam Hussein ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Justin Bieber

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"what's squared and white, a ping-pong cube"

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I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

I'm not a pheasant feather plucker or a feather plucker's son, but I can pluck a pheasant's feathers till the pheasant plucker comes!

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R.B. on 'Riff' (guitar riffs)

"I used to think that it was called 'rift' as in when people have a problem within the band, they call it a rift"
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"So I listened to Ludwig von beethoven 'bom bom bom boooom...' and I thought  'play that backwards put something to it and you got [smoke on the water riff]' that's how I came up to it.
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"It's an interpretation of Inversion..... so I owe him (beethoven) a lot of money"

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"See evertying, correct what you can, change little"

~ Cloud

"I Cannot Awake From This Nightmare As Long As You Exist..."

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Clouuud yikes

"Victory is reserved for those who are willing to pay it's price."

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61 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 20-Aug-2009 02:49:54)

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"We are partners with God in matters of life and death" Barack Obama to a ton of rabbis 8/19/09

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
Steven Wright

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"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
Emo Philips

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64 Reply by Pharaoh Metrex (edited by Pharaoh Metrex 20-Aug-2009 21:20:21)

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"Fate is for those too weak to determine their own destiny." - Kamran Hamid

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow." - Anon.

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If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.

Mitch Hedberg

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!

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66 Reply by Listos (edited by [PW9]~KT~ 29-Aug-2009 22:09:50)

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This is a copy from my quote wall on facebook...alas, I lost my quotes from AIM when I transferred the computer files


The customer is NOT always right. Most of the time, the customer is a clueless moron. If this sign upsets you, YOU are this moron.
-Ctrl Alt Del,

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20090313


"i feel so dirty buying tissues...I already know what half of them will be used for..."
- Chris Nave's AIM away message smile

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http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-of-the-Mount

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Wow avogadro smile:):)

thankx for that man smile:) read them all hehe

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"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
--Aristotle

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Metrex, that quote is based on a greek legend, so it's not really something we can attribute to aristotle wink

"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori: "How sweet and fitting it is to die for your native land""

One of the oldest lies tongue

"beep beep beep" - Sputnik I

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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> Wild Flower Soul wrote:

"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori: "How sweet and fitting it is to die for your native land""

One of the oldest lies tongue



still is a quote tongue

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Dan: He didn't overturn tables in the temple that day, he just had a tickle fight!
Dan: 'Luckily I made this stuffed animal whip' - hahaha! that tickles!
Mosser: It was just a great big tickle/pillow fight at the temple that day.

Mosser: You can plant corn, you'll get corn; you plant wheat, you'll get wheat; You plant lollipops, you'll get lollipops...or at least in candyland. In Narnia, you plant lampposts, you'll get lampposts.


oh, and in case you're all curious, we were talking about Jesus in class and Mosser is the teacher Dan is a student. The first one was about Jesus overturning tables in the temple and the second is about Jesus saying you will reap what you sow.

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....if you kill a man you are a murderer....kill a few and you are a mass-murderer....kill millions and you are a conquerer!

....only when the last fish has been caught and the last harvest reaped will we realise that money can not be eaten

....we are but ripples in the ocean of time

....Marijuana: proud sponsors of the snack food industry since it began

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wow nice Cannabytes smile

and Arfeh lol still appplies! lol


"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."

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