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International Talk like a pirate day be hove to o'er the horizon!

It be Sept 19th!

Aye many a landlubber and silky boy be cursing the return o Pirate Day! But she be back, spite your prayers an curses!

Arr!!! Hoist the Jolly Roger!!!

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Stand to me buckos!

yohoho and a bottle of rum!

till the end of time..

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I like the bottle of rum bit
sailor jerrys?

<Mizzle> ive been in a jailcel for the first time of my life during this night lol
<Mizzle> new experience big_smile

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Re: Stand to me buckos!

ship ahoy hoy hoy

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Pirates R gay


Robots ftw

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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you could have sex with a man and that would be less gay than robots x(

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Yes who ever kept a pirate to simulate sex? Ye Can't say that for robots arr

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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/me wraps the oarlocks in damp flannel

/me checks me powder and flints

/me prepares to mask IP

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Robots = safe sex partners

Pirates = dirty, infected, diseased



You = Pirate

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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Pirates = before dirty infectious disease

Robots = jagged, hard, pleasurable

and contrary to popular belief, there were in fact female pirates


arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Funny story.... Last year a coworker came to work in a striped shirt, big hooped earings, and these long black shorts.... Looked just like a pirate.  So another coworker and I started talking like pirates any time we saw her that night. To make a long story short she had no idea it was International Talk Like A Pirate Day.  Just a hilariuos coincidence.  She did'nt here the end of its for weeks. One night with my cell i discreetly called the bar (where we work) while her an I were having a drink. Our coworker answered the phone with a usual greeting.  Then he says a few "yup's"and an "I let her know"  comes up to us and says "Tracey the coast gaurd just called, your ship is appaerantly double parked outside."

Such a great holiday

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Arrr what bout pirate robots?

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yo ho yo ho
a pirate life fer me

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

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happy pirate day ye bilgy dogs

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Re: Stand to me buckos!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad

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...., Ya lily livered swabbie!  .....  Walk the plank!  Some o' me posts in certain forums have been more piratey then i remember writin' them.....  Walk the plank, Ya swabbie!

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I'd say i should cut back on th' grog but i have't drank any hmm

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...............

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oke so whats this all about?

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20 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 19-Sep-2009 20:50:52)

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www.Talklikeapirate.com

as it is international talk like a pirate day, th' IC folks kindly set all yer posts t' be piratical

yus

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