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Topic: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

Amsterdam - Sex might be fun, but the Dutch don't find it as fun as a pleasant trip to the bathroom, if survey results reported Thursday by the ANP news agency are to be believed. According to the poll of 1,000 adults, 88 per cent listed a visit to the bathroom as something "they enjoy the most," making it the most popular activity chosen, reported ANP. Only 21 per cent did the same for sex.

ANP described the survey as "representative." It was conducted by the Intomart GfK institute for the popular scientific magazine Quest.

The second most popular activity, according to the survey, was having a good chat with friends. Outdoor recreation took third place.
http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/281273,sex-lags-behind-bathroom-visits-in-popularity-dutch-survey.html

i think we know where the pods first landed on this planet yikes

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

I do love taking a dump.

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

Shitting is pretty cool.

Also, this title is pretty redundant.

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

sometimes a shower can be so amazing...
peeing after plenty of beers can be so amazing.
not to talk about the visit of the toilet after an evening in mexican restraunt:D
also.. you can do sex in the bathroom...

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You can't have sex while peeing, though.

Unless you count peeing on someone as sex. Which is just disgusting.

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

only because u are in the bathroom it does not mean you are peeing..
you can use the bathtub.. shower.. or whatever.. doggy on the sink i dont know:P

peeing on someone is disgusting indeed

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

yeah remember that time when you realy needed to Pee but for whatever reason you couldnt go to the bathroom so you hold it in for AGES and AGES. (like on a long journey) then finally you get to go to the toilet. feels amazing.

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

where's Zoz and Biefstukfriet?

and I notice this survey came after Amok visited tongue

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

noone likes sex after amok visited yikes

NEE NAW NEE NAW

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

Taking a dump after holding it back for four days feels awesome. I prefer sex though. I think a lot of people who took the survey thought it would be funny. tongue

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

Why would you want to know where ZoZ is, Chris?

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He's Dutch, let him splain this!

how the hell can you hold it in for 4 days?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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He's Belgian, he has no insight into the Dutch psyche!


Just you go to a 4 day festival in Southern Belgium and check out the things they dare call toilets. Then you'll know how I can hold it so long.

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he's french, but also gay so he might still be able to give some insight on toilet sex

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

ZoZ is about as dutch as most americans are intelligent.

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Re: Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong In Holland

mmm turd on the bog

reallybig was here

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