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Hey i was just thinking if you guys had some really awesome inspirational or funny quotes, i absolutely love them smile

1 per person per day? smile

we can keep track

i look froward to your quotes you can Google them or make them up but keep it at least a bit serious lol

let me start smile

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

Metrex

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

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wounds heal....blood fades.....pride is forever.

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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Smart as a horse.  Hung like Einstein.


Wait, I think that's wrong tongue

I'm not a pheasant feather plucker or a feather plucker's son, but I can pluck a pheasant's feathers till the pheasant plucker comes!

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For every sprinkle I find in my ice cream, I shall kill you.

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he&#65279; is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!

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"Thats what she said"

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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8 Reply by ~E (edited by ~E 15-Aug-2009 10:18:29)

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"Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself."

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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screw the one quote a day thing everyone post post post!! lol



"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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My President is black, infact hes half white so even in a racist mind hes half right wink

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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

~~Lemming of leather and lollipops~~

Right, so what are we waiting for?  Can we get this going?  Any other feedback?

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12 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 15-Aug-2009 21:00:48)

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You got money for a crummy commercial, you ain't got my money?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he&#65279; is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!

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"I got 21 problems and a biatch aint one of them", BUT in this case you ARE one!

(my own addition to it)

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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Lady Astor once said to Winston Churchill

"if I were your Wife id poison your coffee!"

Winston Churchill's response..

"If i were your Husband id drink it!"

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

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Sometimes you are the windshield and sometimes you are the bug.

I'm not a pheasant feather plucker or a feather plucker's son, but I can pluck a pheasant's feathers till the pheasant plucker comes!

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is that Obama as Pinhead? tongue

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Kill two birds and get stoned.

- Kinky for governor

Destiny is only for those too own to make their fate weak.

~ Geese

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One of my favs from Mr.Albert Einstein

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

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> Chris_Balsz wrote:

> is that Obama as Pinhead? tongue

why yes, it is! smile

I'm not a pheasant feather plucker or a feather plucker's son, but I can pluck a pheasant's feathers till the pheasant plucker comes!

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Damn it Kevin! 

That is a horrible disgrace.

If I were pinhead I would be pissed you compared me to Obama.

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The quote of my signature:

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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"Falling in love is like climbing up a high dive without knowing if there is water in the pool."

<KT|Away> I am the Trump of IC

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"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." ~A.E.

lol big_smile

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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25 Reply by ~E (edited by ~E 16-Aug-2009 15:27:09)

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(making) Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
Evil Dark Ninja Hargora

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