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Re: OMG girls would this work on you?

awwww i never knew darkmatt was such a romantic...


...i will try this on mine cool

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Re: OMG girls would this work on you?

Wouldn't work on my GF... nice idea though. smile

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Re: OMG girls would this work on you?

Creep.

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nice idea.... yikes
but thing is my gf right now ..does sometimes wear fake eyelashes..it's easy to tell .i dont bring it up though big_smile =S

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Re: OMG girls would this work on you?

You really should cut the "arguing" bit.

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Re: OMG girls would this work on you?

nah u can't ..that's what makes it sweet tongue

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I agree w/ Gladiator it is sweet! But I never wear fake lashes so I couldn't have it done to me.

Here's a better one:

Boy: <stares at boobs>
Girl: Why are you staring at my boobs?
Boy: You've had a boob job, haven't you? Come on!
Girl? WHAT? No I have not!
Boy & Girl: <argue argue argue>
Boy: <Grabs her boobs suddenly> Joking! Surprise!

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How romantic... I might actually try this one out some time

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9 Reply by ravah (edited by =( sKoE )= 17-Apr-2008 06:31:05)

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" go to her and look strangly at her eye's as if there's a problem which in this case 'there is'
After a while she picks up on this strange look and ask me why im looking at her in this way.
I reply are you wearing fake eye lashes (which she's not)
After arguing about it for a while, i tell her to close her eyes so i can have a closer look, when closed; i gently kiss her on the lips.
After that well yea...  (lets say she liked it alot!)"

hrmm well for me it would most likely NOT work. im clumsy as [flying dodos](is swearing allowed in these forums? [no])
and would probably step towards her to kiss, trip, end up headbutting her in the nose.

D:

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@ravah
LOL, I smell 40 year-old Virgin

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hah, nar im just occasionally bad in those situations. within the last couple of months ive gathered a few new lovely scars. one big one on my hand from slamming a guy into a window. one on my leg from landing on a broken bottle. one on my back from falling into a tree D:

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You really like people groping you, don't you Loz?

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i know i do

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Re: OMG girls would this work on you?

> Loz is my style icon wrote:

> I agree w/ Gladiator it is sweet! But I never wear fake lashes so I couldn't have it done to me.



the point is to not wear lashes and only then can it be done to u tongue

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15 Reply by ..Nemeara.. (edited by ..Nemeara.. 17-Apr-2008 00:41:17)

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=6iHDy95NPhc
you might like this one loz, oh and there s a vid of a lady singing and dancing to it (she is 18+ so most of you guys might not like it)
and one of some live performence in a german show (you dont have to tell us what ideas that piaono is giving you)



and bekko, *cough*hormones*cough*


ontopic: i dont think it would work on me ;p

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this thread disgust me
i prefer this method


Boy: <stares at crotch>
Girl: Why are you staring at my crotch?
Boy: You have a penis dont you?
Girl? WHAT? No I have not!
Boy & Girl: <argue argue argue>
kick her in the crotch
Boy: it hurt doesnt it

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Re: OMG girls would this work on you?

i went in for the kiss and got slapped. I guess thats how it goes down in the hood. and that was with my wife yikes

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lmfaaooo jets tongue

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ROFL

Sex without the e is still SX!

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"I agree w/ Gladiator it is sweet! But I never wear fake lashes so I couldn't have it done to me."

You missed the point completely tongue.

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"i went in for the kiss and got slapped. I guess thats how it goes down in the hood. and that was with my wife"

lol

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Re: OMG girls would this work on you?

I thought husbands could just say "come here woman"

I dont think it would work for me, I'm turning into a troll-like figure

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zom zom zom

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