Topic: New Invention!!

alright guys....small competition

it's for school..i have this idea already in mind..but seeing if i can come up with a better one..or someone else comes up with a better one
i might be even willing to buy someone a VIP if it's a really good idea

so throw em at me...new inventions..they could be modifications to already existing things..but it's gotta be a good idea..i'll be the judge of that..and it's gotta be obviously better than all the other idea posted her

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Networked devices that close all curtains in the house at the flick of a switch

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oh did i mentions, i will actually have to make it with the other people in my group so don't give me anything really sciency tongue..or if you know how to make it big_smile

and that's already been invented muppet..i've seen it in a lotta movies big_smile
and darkmatt, i already have one of those ..it's a firefox extension.i just dont have it on my laptop, from where i'm typing right now tongue

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The "Bra Operation Microchip" which is implanted in a every male cranium at birth which connects to the nervous system, controlling his movements when undoing bras to avoid embarassing adolescent dilemmas with hot girls.

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"@loz, could be fixed more easeley by just not wearing a bra at all
and i believe they have bra's with the loosening part up front, much better"

No bra hurts, and = saggy. Weird front fastening bras I've seen are the uggggly, hardly a turn on!

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"a pill to enhance sex lust?"

Quite funny, that; friend of mine & I once discussed that if we invented a hormone drug which, when injected into the blood stream, induced orgasms, we'd be filthy, filthy rich big_smile

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lol, all funny

but keep in mind, this is a school thing,...nothing to do with sex tongue..another thing, it has to be made, and functioned at home with limited tools tongue

so i need a good idea, that can be made easily big_smile

i have a good idea..but offcourse a better one would be better big_smile

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Why should school-related things be free of sex?

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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Chees, that product wouldn't be viable for mass-production: it would have such narrow market appeal. Needs to be more useful!

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that's not a bad idea chees, but like LOZ said not much market appeal..it's for a business convention so it's gotta make money and also how would that be made??

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perhaps you can set and save times on the clock? Then simply select which one you need

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A doomsday device.

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yeah that's the idea skywarp, but how would it be accomplished??? do you know of a way that would make that possible?

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So let me get this stright. You want a me to think up a marketable device you could make yourself at home, and then, you want me to give it away to you?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

15 (edited by [Pw9] Lyvidian 17-Apr-2008 08:09:07)

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a portal gun

edit: oh u have to actually make it? lol as if I would give u an idea so u could profit.

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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ok i ll be nice and give u one.

an addon device for ur mobile phone that can be attached to most models(so research is required to know the shape of models) its shaped so u can insert into ur vagina or anus to get sexual pleasure while the phone is in vibration mode.

this way less case of mobiles stuck in hole situations will occur.

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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Ok i admit my aircannon mousetrap was stupid and sick and prbly illegal so i deleted it

But heres a good one

You get a paper shredder for like twenty bucks and get ready to take it apart because you just want the feed tray and the motorized roller. You dont want the spiral cutting blades

You get a solenoid and at the working end you put a hard rubber point so it pokes up and down

And you attach your stippler solenoid loosely to a steel rod or shelf so it pokes up and down but can slide left and right along the length of the beam. Add a screw so you can tighten it in place. You know those hole punchers where you adjust the position of the holes for a two ring or three ring binder? That sort of assembly but instead of a steel punch its this solenoid

And you combine the two, so that as the paper is rolled by the motor it passes under the stippler and it gets a neat series of perforations straight across at an adjustable point on the page

And thats how you make a desktop machine to customize "tear on the dotted line" forms and envelopes

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

18 (edited by Wild Flower Soul 17-Apr-2008 08:36:54)

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Something that adds a plastic film (those sticky ones) on covers of paperback books automaticly!
It's incredibly hard and frustrating to do it yourself, and a lot of people usually screw it up...

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Thats a good one WFS yikes

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I thought of it when I glanced at my book of Edgar Allan Poe (wich I wisely didn't wrap with a plastic film yet)

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it would be helpful for you (gladiator) to discuss a little of you and your team's skill set and the degree of complication you have in mind.

It wouldn't hurt to disclose your idea here either, so we can get an idea of what you can do.

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Chees, yes!! Thats what every student needs. Or any alarm program for your laptop where you can type in the different times. And just leave your laptop on next to your bed. But I like your original idea better.

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