26 (edited by Wild Flower Soul 10-Apr-2008 00:25:15)

Re: Women.

"It's with women as it is with black people. You can make fun of everything except them"

Today, you can only make jokes about straight, white, none-blonde males without getting a batch of rioting people  against you...

And I'm part of that group X(
I claim the right to make political-incorrect jokes...

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

Re: Women.

haha i dont care about rioters, i will make jokes about who ever i want big_smile

Fat chicks need loving too....    just gonna cost em tongue

Re: Women.

"Today, you can only make jokes about straight, white, none-blonde males without getting a batch of rioting people  against you..."

WFS is a jokee!!

Brother Simon, Keeper of Ages, Defender of Faith.
~ ☭ Fokker

Re: Women.

> Muppet wrote:

> /lamps decimus

> Ha. Only the weak hit women.

> Any gentleman will put a woman's needs before his own.

oh, so you're a sexist. that's nice. also, only weak women get hit.

and shouldn't you be somewhere trying to find a way to cut your 1mm thick beard?

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

Re: Women.

wrong thread deci? tongue

What do I have to work with?

31 (edited by Decimus 10-Apr-2008 16:38:50)

Re: Women.

nope. i just friendly reminded that muppet of the thread where he was proven wrong so he was afraid to return to it. smile

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

Re: Women.

you trolled the woman thread...

I'm tired of this woman bashing.  Let's talk about burgers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPc70pG-7tY

this is a really good burger, with a rich bbq sauce and onion rings thrown in.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Women.

"Any gentleman will put a woman's needs before his own"

SCREW ME THEN

[i]Tommy gun

Re: Women.

I think she's trying to tell you something.

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

Re: Women.

"ejaculation delay button"

They have one of them, actually. Just don't use it...Or certain problems may arise...(Or actually, not arise).

"SCREW ME THEN"

That would be the idea.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

36 (edited by [RPA] Lloyd List 10-Apr-2008 22:34:38)

Re: Women.

"SCREW ME THEN"

damn the subtlety of women! you never know what they want! smile

your prob, Loz, is that gentlemen dont [dance the tango]. expecting a gentlemen to [swing like a crocodile] is like expecting a mom to [sing the macarena song] after spending the whole day with her baby. the mother isnt going to be in the mood. if you want the guy to [think you're an object], you gotta get him to treat you like an object.

Re: Women.

Wow, the voice of reason awakes big_smile

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

38 (edited by avogadro 11-Apr-2008 01:00:53)

Re: Women.

come on Lloyd, you could of let the language slide, it was very relevant to the discussion at hand. you're just going to confuse the poor girl with all your censorship.

Re: Women.

She's smart enough to get it. You could've used language that's allowed in here tongue

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

Re: Women.

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

Re: Women.

> [RPA] Lloyd List wrote:

> She's smart enough to get it.

doubt it.

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

Re: Women.

Only those who are thoughtless enough to think that weak women should be hit deserve themselves to be hit Deci.

Here's a friendly reminder to you: I wasn't proven wrong, there was just a misunderstanding.

Like I said, only weak men, those weak in many ways, pick on women.

"The true office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong; the world will side with you when you are right."
"It is not just a friend's help that helps us, but the knowledge that they will unconditionally do so."

43 (edited by Decimus 14-Apr-2008 06:08:54)

Re: Women.

> Muppet wrote:

> Like I said, only weak men, those weak in many ways, pick on women.

like i said, you're a sexist and you're a disgrace to both men and women. you say "only weak men pick on women". if you weren't a sexist, you'd say "only weak people pick on other people". you're intentionally reinforcing sexual stereotypes. what's next, would you perhaps like to throw some watermelon jokes at basketball players?

PS. you were wrong. body hair doesn't grow faster or thicker after shaving it, and that's that. no misunderstanding there, tool.

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

Re: Women.

lmao

I love you Chees tongue

[color=pink]*♥

Re: Women.

"you're a disgrace to both men and women"

...says Decimus *tiptoes away whistling*

[i]Tommy gun

Re: Women.

"PS. you were wrong. body hair doesn't grow faster or thicker after shaving it, and that's that. no misunderstanding there, tool.
"

Mine does.



How on earth am I sexist? This is crazy!

I have to hear this.

"The true office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong; the world will side with you when you are right."
"It is not just a friend's help that helps us, but the knowledge that they will unconditionally do so."

Re: Women.

Just wondering, if facial hair doesn't grow back thicker, (in any way at all,) faster or longer, then why are you all not still on stragglylightnopigment facial hair?

"The true office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong; the world will side with you when you are right."
"It is not just a friend's help that helps us, but the knowledge that they will unconditionally do so."

Re: Women.

puberty is a wonderful thing tongue

aka the lemming of enigmatic encounters
*** Eltie for Mod!! ***

Re: Women.

Math is a wonderful thing big_smile Jack Black ftw

[i]Tommy gun