Topic: New Zealand Invades Australia

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That's taking a lot of territory on the first day!  I wonder if Australia can push them back

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_whFOyS90PTc/SE3U93LlrDI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/I8S6J3N_FPI/s400/Maori.jpg

No way.

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4 (edited by Justinian I 22-Jul-2009 23:30:56)

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New Zealand, land where the average woman has had an average of 20 sexual partners, ftw!

They can invade the US any time smile. We won't even shoot.

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I picture racist Aussies digging a trench at the waterline to keep them 1 foot further off

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Justinian, remember that New Zealand has ten times more sheep than people.

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the 20 sexual partners are sheep?

damn sheep.

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Hahaha

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Yup, and then we export them around the world for you to eat.

Gondor: wtf, im not even mentioned. I was the glue to this family. Thats BS!
Econ: Gondor, if you were the glue, then I was the glue sticky thing that applies the glue.
(edit: I believe that's called the brush).
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10 (edited by Justinian I 23-Jul-2009 06:06:37)

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LMAO!!!

Well the good news is that the study concerned human females, not sheep lol.

Yell so needs to deploy to NZ. That way he can go conquer American style!

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> Justinian I wrote:
> New Zealand, land where the average woman has had an average of 20 sexual partners, ftw!
They can invade the US any time smile. We won't even shoot. <

That sounds distinctly average.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs

Obligatory...

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One day that ad  will be shown to explain how the war started big_smile

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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> &#9773; Fokker wrote:

That sounds distinctly average.>

Compared to what? The Western world?

French women between the ages of 30-49 have had between 5.1 sexual partners. In the US, only 9% of women report having 15 or more partners, and on average they reported 4 partners.

Sorry. France has the US beat, and NZ totally has France beat. I don't think further investigation in Western countries is needed, since France is beat by NZ by about 4x.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19374216/
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1720316,00.html
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/10/13/1191696214489.html

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I was surprised about that study. But I'm not going to argue the results.

Some more NZ vs Oz. The first one is our reply to the ad posted by Tpiddy - it's cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7VLZ4UVtnw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRVqXMyzhM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNDIbBpxoBA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo4xcIETcvo

I came across this one accidentally... who's attending?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzvCQnWN400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGElugU50Ig  .... I've gotten a bit stuck here... I had better stop now.

Gondor: wtf, im not even mentioned. I was the glue to this family. Thats BS!
Econ: Gondor, if you were the glue, then I was the glue sticky thing that applies the glue.
(edit: I believe that's called the brush).
Torqez: Econ you forgot the part where you say "and I made Torqez delete!"

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The time of the kiwi's is upon us, now we rise to take our rightful place as galatic overlords... you will all fall before our greatness!

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Nev0rz!

They've been invading for years anyways tongue

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> Justinian I wrote:

> > &#9773; Fokker wrote:

That sounds distinctly average.>

Compared to what? The Western world?

French women between the ages of 30-49 have had between 5.1 sexual partners. In the US, only 9% of women report having 15 or more partners, and on average they reported 4 partners.

Sorry. France has the US beat, and NZ totally has France beat. I don't think further investigation in Western countries is needed, since France is beat by NZ by about 4x.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19374216/
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1720316,00.html
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/10/13/1191696214489.html <


It was a joke, but since you asked:

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=749336
"Young women are more promiscuous than men, according to a survey that claims the average 21-year-old has had nine sexual partners compared with seven for men.

The poll of 2,000 by the magazine More also found that one in four young women has slept with more than 10 people, compared with one in five men who had done the same.

In addition, half of those questioned admitted they had been unfaithful, whereas only a quarter said they had been cheated on by a boyfriend."

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/sex/story/0,,818356,00.html
"Loss of Virginity
Under 12 1%
12-13 8%
14-15 23%
16-18 40%
19-20 13%
21-24 10%
25-30 2%
Never had sex 3%

Number of Sexual Partners
None 3%
1 15%
2 11%
3 10%
4 9%
5 9%
6-10 20%
11-15 8%
16-20 6%
20+ 9%"

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3936-fake-liedetector-reveals-womens-sex-lies.html
"Women are more likely than men to lie about their sex lives, reveals a new study. Women's coyness about their sexual behaviour was unveiled by a US study involving a fake lie detector test.

In surveys since the 1960s, men typically report having more sexual partners and than do women - a statistically impossible feat. For example, British men boast an average of 13 partners over a lifetime compared with an average of nine partners for women."

"Women change their answers depending on whether or not they believe they will be caught out not telling the truth, the researchers found. The number of sexual partners a woman reported nearly doubled when women thought they were hooked up to a lie detector machine."


I have not posted the current average age for loss of virginity as I find the figure shameful.

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Bah. If kiwis wanted to invade us, they'd just need loud speakers and say

'sixty six women eating six fish and six chips at 6 sixth street'

defenseless

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