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Topic: How To BitchSlap A US Senator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FoekBjhtWE

I am writing a letter of thanks and congratulation to Mr Alford for his contribution to American democracy.  I am sorry he does NOT live here now, because I would like him to be my Senator instead of Babara Babblebrain.  The man knows what he's talking about, and he won't put up with BS.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: How To BitchSlap A US Senator

Wow. She's not just an asshole, but she's stupid too. That was painful to watch, as I'm sure it was embarassing to witness.

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the black guy is an arrogant prick

The inmates are running the asylum

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Re: How To BitchSlap A US Senator

he refused to eat a poo sandwich!

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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"Sen. Barbara Boxer accused of racism by head of Black Chamber of Commerce"


Black Chamber of Commerce? WTF?

Bigots.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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"Black Chamber of Commerce"

That caught my attention as well...

Je maintiendrai

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Re: How To BitchSlap A US Senator

Also...i was cheated X(.

There was no slapping. Either i want my 4 minutes back, or i wanna see a slap X(.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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Re: How To BitchSlap A US Senator

Fly to my house, and I can slap you if ya like!  Will that work?

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Re: How To BitchSlap A US Senator

Sure, we can be naked too.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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10 Reply by The Great Eye (edited by Zarf BeebleBrix 19-Jul-2009 08:19:28)

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Re: How To BitchSlap A US Senator

New proposal: I will now feel sexually violated if you so much as look at a picture of my home town.  Pretend you don't know me.

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Why look at a picture when i can visit?


Its the place with steps right?

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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12 Reply by EliteInternetWarrior (edited by EliteInternetWarrior 19-Jul-2009 18:35:48)

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Re: How To BitchSlap A US Senator

This is what you get when you elect peasants to positions of high office.

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Re: How To BitchSlap A US Senator

I wonder what he would say if the Senator quoted the head of the White Chamber of Commerce.

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