1) Make sure to draft Toystory. It's worth the heat, he will be active.

2) Offer to lend money to IC Death. You'll always get it back

3) If you're lucky enough to wind up in Jets' fam, be sure to vote for him as leader.

4) IC should take precedence over everything else in your life.

5) Parrot is gAysian. So rather than just dressing fashionably, he also excels at being crafty. (Hence why he wins all the thyme.)

6) WS is the IC Legume, and don't you forget it.

7) If you ever need tips on how to speak coherent English, consult Melvin.
(Roughly translated: "Haha, yeah you stupid, you need English, so am Melvin... don't be gay okay? God you fool that you hit DS, two time!! haha..")

8) Torqez has 3 accounts, don't be fooled into thinking otherwise.

9) When PP posts something, save yourself time and skip to the insults as they're the most entertaining part

10.1) All of the mods are gay together behind closed doors, except for KT (for obvious reasons)

10.2) Undeath > gay than any of the other mods.

11) Big Gary is easily offended, don't use the N word around him.

12) Be sure to break NAPs on Glue when playing ICPG, it's great for the lulz and he will react calmly.

13) When playing a HC galaxy, be sure to jump multiple attackers, it makes the most sense.

14) Score is important, so if leading in score before the last 3-4 weeks of the round, just be sure to log in once every two weeks so you're not deleted by the server and you'll be okay.

15) Always sign up to attack, it allows for the most free time.

16) Remember kids, buy high, and sell low.

17) Make sure to attack with 100k bombers or more.

18) EmoHotPocket isn't funny.

19) Turd Rock is HETEROSEXUAL (lmao, no.... not really)

20) Tell all your friends you play this game,  it will make you popular and get you laid