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My boss asked how I was doing and like a dope I told him I had cramps in my jaw and left arm and numb fingers and dizzy spells and pains in my chest

So he made sign up for Blue Cross and will refer me to his heart doctor

So now I get to pay to hear I'm obese, amybe diabetic and possibly need a bypass

And if I bitch about it I'll probably get fired

What the hell, I"m 150 lbs overweight, I drive 100 miles a day, I won't have any retirement so I'll work til I drop. You heard me say so before

34 or 74, same difference

When your numbers up its up
If I drop dead I won't need the money, so why pay out to avoid the Reaper?

I'm pissed.

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Maybe on my way home I'll get hit by an illegal alien with bad brakes. And won't he feel stupid making me buy insurance!

Cmon swine flu

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Why do u stupid Yanks always call them illegal aliens? Thats so retarded its not even funny

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"Why do u stupid Yanks always call them illegal aliens? Thats so retarded its not even funny"

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>Why do u stupid Yanks always call them illegal aliens? Thats so retarded its not even funny

Criminal Residents? Lawbreaking foreigners? What on earth do you call them?

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In al honestly the person you should have been talking to is a Nutritionist. They'll show you how to slowly change your eating habits which will make a world of difference in the long run. I have ot thank my mother for her going to a Nutritionist herself, she learned things that changed her eating habits while I was still in school and in turn changed mine as well to a more balanced diet.

And maybe your boss was simply concerned with your health and well being. You shoulnd't be pissed at someone who is worried about you.

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illegal immigrants

Atleast it sounds like they are human smile

So yeah dehuminaising people ok is it?

Foot in the mouth tastes very good since ur asking wink

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hi chris!!

sorry to hear about your ailments! hang in there!

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4.  A creature from outer space:"

I am more familiar with this definition of the word to be honest. And i still think only retards would call people aliens...

Being smart mouthed is not really what im getting at anyone can open wiki and find definitions the principle is what im getting at but you cant understand that so sorry smile

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Finally Yell is getting the help he needs.

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Now I got a tube my nose and in my arm

Now I'm really pissed

Hey AA

Yah so the nuritionist will tell me how to eat beer and pizza in the healthy order? I always mix them up

Illegal aliens prefer "undocumented workers" since our laws are invalid and they're not looking to stay beyond a big score.

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"My boss asked how I was doing and..."

I think the thing to say there at all times is "fine" or something along those lines. =]

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Ah, America. Where being healthy is frowned upon and considered too much hassle.

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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"I am more familiar with this definition of the word to be honest. "

which then leads to

"And i still think only retards would call people aliens... "

2 wrongs do not make a right. I think ppl who take pop-culture definitions of terms over actual definitions to be the retards. Ignorance isn't an excuse for misguided principles.

"Yah so the nuritionist will tell me how to eat beer and pizza in the healthy order? I always mix them up"

Actually in our household we started with little things at a time. Like buying whole wheat bread instead of white bread. Eating more things like baked potatoes without all the sour cream and using turkey bacon instead of real bacon (they taste very similar actually). Pizza is actually pretty healthy, it's all the cheese that makes it bad. Using less cheese or using different kinds of cheese can lower the bad fat in there. I eat a lot of beef, chicken, and fish regularly, I have some salmon in the fridge myself. Hamburgers and tacos are relatively healthy if you make them yourself from scratch. A lot of fast food chains use a lot of greasy oils and fats to cook theirs and you don't need to use those in the cooking process, some EVOO (go Rachel Ray!) is what we use mostly.

When you step back and look at all the "bad" food you can see what really makes them bad and think of alternative ways to make them good.

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That depends on where in America you're talking about. Different states and regions were influenced by different cultures. Some states are relatively healthier and better educated (some even measure up to standards in other parts of the Western world), while in other parts like the South there is extensive poverty, obesity and stupidity.

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I live in the south >.<

If anything our heat keeps us thin, all you northerners sit inside 8 months out of the year and do nothing and get fat. tongue

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Legal whores and free needles is not a measure of social advance

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http://healthyamericans.org/reports/obesity2009/

I found that interesting. Seems the top half of the new England states are thin but the rest are fatties. California is thinner than WA and OA? And wtf is with WV?

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> Lizon wrote:

> I live in the south >.<

If anything our heat keeps us thin, all you northerners sit inside 8 months out of the year and do nothing and get fat. tongue>

Naw. In my state people are pretty active on the lakes and they enjoy winter sports like hockey. And food is more important than exercise. If you eat bad, then you better burn it off with exercise. If you eat right, you can be thin without exercise. Although, yes, exercise is important for other health reasons.

Yell,

Actually, it is social advancement. You're too old fashioned, and that's why you're still a virgin (no insult intended).

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I hope you get better Yell.

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"What the hell, I"m 150 lbs overweight, I drive 100 miles a day, I won't have any retirement so I'll work til I drop. You heard me say so before"

Long live our national health care, where you only have to pay a certain percentage of the medical costs!

I hope you get well soon Chris!

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buhuhu x(

be happy your alive!  celebrate!

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> Kelivut wrote:

> "My boss asked how I was doing and..."

I think the thing to say there at all times is "fine" or something along those lines. =]


Kelivut's right. smile  I bet your boss made you sign up for the Blue Cross so you'd never answer him otherwise again!

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Other then that; I won't say get well soon, I'll just say this:

The best diet is:

Don't eat so damn much!



But hang in there smile

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