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Topic: Curious question.

What was captain Hook's name when he had 2 hands?

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Re: Curious question.

John Smith.

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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Re: Curious question.

PROTIP: captain hook is not real

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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4 Reply by Wild Flower Soul (edited by Wild Flower Soul 14-Apr-2008 14:27:32)

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Re: Curious question.

Peter Fyle, perhaps?

After all, he was chasing little boys his entire life...

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Re: Curious question.

More importantly what was Professor Utonium doing trying to create little girls?

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Re: Curious question.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Hook

Captain James Hook

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Captain Hand?

[i]Tommy gun

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It's just lucky for him that he has a meaningful name, which makes him more memorable.  Somewhere in Neverland, Captain Uselesspirate is upset that he is unable to get anyone to join his crew.

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Re: Curious question.

same goes for captain sinkboat

aka the lemming of enigmatic encounters
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Re: Curious question.

Captain Well-equiped on the other hand..

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the sexual pun was not intended tongue

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Re: Curious question.

Is it still considered on-topic for us to now discuss the best and worst names for pirate captains?

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