1 Topic by CanadianTire (edited by CanadianTire 13-Apr-2008 22:35:27)

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Topic: The Order of Deci

I saw Decimus's new sig recently, so I thought, lets give worshiping Deci a go. So I'm starting a new religious cult -ahem- order. Each member shall live by the follow principles:

1) Tho shall not worship any but the Great Deci, the Blesser.
2) Tho shall not give their allegiance to any of American Origin, less they prove worth.
3) Tho shall commit themselves to fighting the hated TexaRepubgelists.
4) Tho shall deny The Flint and all his minions at every chance
5) Tho shall not abstain from worldly pleasures in hopes of achieving eternal happiness.

The Hierarchy goes as following:
[The Good]
The Great Deci, the Blesser.
   -Decimus (The current reincarnation of The Great Deci)
Dichotomous (Twin brother of Deci, little is known about him)

[The fundamentally flawed]
Humanity
   - CanadianTire (Defender of the Faith)
   - [will add fancy titles later]
   - [will add fancy titles later]
   - [will add fancy titles later]
Elves
   -Ingw

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Re: The Order of Deci

You missed Americans. Decimus hates Americans.

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Re: The Order of Deci

Yeah, but for the Evil, I only put in important individuals. I'll do some write ups later when I'm not so tired.

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I can't decide whether this is the worst idea I've ever heard of or just bad comedy. Deci as a god... It'll be the dumbest Order and be the laughing stock of all of Imperial Conflict.

Join up if you wish, but the Public Notification Board will bring this up in the New World Order... Though there are many Americans in the NWO...

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Lol, this as made as a mockery of the Christian thread. Someone there was bitching about how it's all arguing and not a place for thoughtful discussion. But Sky, you gave me a great idea.

The Oder of Deci is now recruiting! If you want to join, post here and put this symbol in your name or sig [D>G]. Meaning Deci is greater than god tongue

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6 Reply by Skoe (edited by =( sKoE )= 13-Apr-2008 22:48:40)

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I, sKoE, the great believer; Ye who does not believe me as such must be cast into the lakes of fire, and unto he the burning of death shall be his only fate. We, the order of Decimus, love the Americans. We can not get enough of American culture, American rap music, republican idealism, and the wisdom of the three unheard prophets (Flint, Black_Wing, Justinian). These, although cast from the stones of evil, have and always will bring light to us...The order of Decimus.



By the way, for the narrow minded out there:
My point is (in relation to what Decimus believes) that just because there is a central person behind a religion (Jesus/Decimus/Al Gore), doesn't mean that person actually believes in that religion (Jesus-Christianity, Decimus-OrderOfDecimus). In fact, over time, the ideals of said religion reflect the mindset of the religion's controllers and sometimes even society as a whole -- not the original message that the 'original preacher' was hoping to spread.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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The NWO has decreed you can freely practise your religion in our presitigious borders (the pro-American idea helped)!

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Re: The Order of Deci

CT, you forgot something:

6) Tho shall be racist and a white supremest.

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Lol Skywarp, thats just something skoe said... we still hate Americans, except for the worthy few.

Supall, as skoe pointed out, I was being picky and choosing about which of Deci's ideas to base my new religion on.

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Am I one of the worthy few?

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Deci isn't neccesarily racist. Just preferential. Actually I'd even go as far as to say that Deci isn't neccesarily a bad person.

He has a great sense of humor but also a certain craving for entertainment which can be offensive to most. Something found in a lot of ppl.

He has an intelligent mind and (something rare) common sense, which gives him a..hmm, a lack of tolerance for those without.

He doesn't particularly care for Americans but 90% of the world doesn't anyhow. And given America's short history of being pretty much terrible, it's kinda hard to say that anyone's prejudice is invalid.

Anyhow, if you talk to Deci, you'd see he's a lot of fun to talk with if you got to know him. Though he has his preferences of things in life (like all of us) and you just have to respect his opinions about things he likes and doesn't like. It's not like he just blatantly dislikes things for what they are. He has his reasonings.

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Mostly your right, but he does come off quite a bit racist.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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Skoe, I'm sure Deci hates just as many white people as other ethnic/ racial groups. And sometimes he does have a point. A 'Sayer of the Unsayable' type point, but a point nonetheless.

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Re: The Order of Deci

Deci touches me... so does that make me the chosen one?

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No, that makes you cheap tongue.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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