Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

> BiefstukFriet wrote:

> Brits have yellow crooked teeth? Never noticed.


Neither have I. Never really understood the stereotype.

Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

> Black_Wing wrote:

> "So I have yellowed and crooked teeth, which are probably better than yours "
hmmm.....and you are British ??
"my dentist assures me that . . ."
Is this because its after April 1st ??  How did you get an appointment so fast, or was this told to you in the past ??
hehe..... Thanks for helping.
ohhhh.....hehe....BTW....why teeth are straight and white, Im American big_smile  <==== see ?>

My dentist is private, just like my optician.

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28 (edited by Decimus 08-Apr-2008 06:26:20)

Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

> &#9760;ARFeh&#9760; wrote:

> > BiefstukFriet wrote:

> Brits have yellow crooked teeth? Never noticed.

> Neither have I. Never really understood the stereotype.

well, poor people often have the possibility to see the world only through movies. they learn that brits have yellow crooked teeth from austin powers movies. where they learn that the french have poor hygiene, i don't know. probably some scary movie 14 or police academy n+1. the highest culture they'll ever meet.

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Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-22429,00.html

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Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

Taken from Yell's link:

"Surely this stereotype has arisen out of the American preoccupation of spending large amounts of money on having their teeth done, a pastime which, like cosmetic surgery, the British find too vain to become involved in."

"Japanese culture has a stigma attached to teeth. Women cover their mouths while laughing because of this. Fortunately this also helps to cover up their awful teeth. An attractive girl will quite often be ruined by a horrifying set of gnashers. In my opinion free dental care for children on the NHS gives us far better teeth than the Japanese and leaves us with more natural smiles than our American cousins."

"I just returned to the US after having lived in England for seven years. The concept of "bad British teeth" is certainly an unkind stereotype, but I agree with the fact that the English are more comfortable with the idea of having manky teeth as long as they don't actually hurt. I think the NHS is to blame, in part for not having enough dentists in certain parts of the country to allow for visits twice a year, and also by establishing the attitude that that having white teeth, free of decay, are hard to achieve rather than a normal healthy state of being. In the US, health insurance often does not cover dental work, and does not cover braces at all, but since sound teeth are a class indicator here, people would be hard put to just accept having a missing tooth or visible decay for fear of being thought a hillbilly."

And my personal favourite:

"im a dental hygienist in ny. the people I see here are just as ignorant about oral hygiene as anywhere else. many people interested in whitening have periodontal disease, their teeth are actually loose but rather than pay to see a periodontist to save them they would like them bleached because that seven hundered dollars is easier to come up with than the money to actually save the teeth. alot of people want their teeth pulled and nice white dentures put in instead. how about some preventitive measures like regular check ups or floss it costs a dollar. even if you dont have insurance chekups at the most are way way less than the average price of sneakers most people have a low dental IQ no matter what country.we need to change this.tooth loss is not necessary even if you're 80. floss!!!"

It seems some Americans are guilty of elitism... I can see BW in my mind, striding forth with the flag as a cape cluting his old service pistol in one hand and a dentist's drill in the other!

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31 (edited by youratowl 09-Apr-2008 03:00:25)

Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

well atleast we have the nhs, the country's going to crap? fair point if you were talking generally with the increase of the yob culture and all, if im going to notice anything in the decrease in standards of this country im going to be looking out for many other things rather than yellow crooked teeth, which i dont think is a major problem in the uk, damn american stereotying, maybe someone should judge aspects within their culture... hmm... tongue

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Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

Not only can you have striaght white teeth here, you can have diamond inlaid gold teeth put in!

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

33 (edited by Black_Wing 09-Apr-2008 11:26:03)

Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

yea.....you can have your teeth chiseled into points.
You can have your teeth replaced with permanents, even when you dont need to.


Or you can keep them crooked and yellow.   big_smile

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Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

Americans think we have crooked teeth,

We think Americans are fat, loud, annpoying and stupid.

As far as insulting stereotypes go, I don't tihnk we are doing too badly.

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Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7p0YLQLMN8

see you Brits could stop buying stocks and put your money into mouth jewelry

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

36 (edited by Psychogenesis 14-Apr-2008 17:33:14)

Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

"Americans think we have crooked teeth,

We think Americans are fat, loud, annpoying and stupid."

About time to make a thread about that septic stereotype then smile I'll give the f-mods a rest by not doing it myself.

[edit]: septic (cockney rhyming slang): septic tank -> yank

Most non-british seem to struggle with the concept of rhyming slang and get it wrong all the time... bit embarassing when it was invented by a few burgulars in an attempt to stop the police being able to understand their boasting to each other at the pub big_smile

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Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

AAaaawwwww.....

And I thought Brits had a sence of humor.
By the way, Im not Fat.  tongue

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Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

"Not only can you have striaght white teeth here, you can have diamond inlaid gold teeth put in!"

"yea.....you can have your teeth chiseled into points.
You can have your teeth replaced with permanents, even when you dont need to.

Or you can keep them crooked and yellow."


Well until permanent false teeth become stronger than real teeth my crooked, yellow teeth wil stay exactly where they are, and how they are. However when artificial teeth do become stronger than natural teeth I'll be having a fine set of carnivore teeth put in! big_smile

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Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

Ok guys, yes we have free dental care, yes it can get stupid at times but we also have a private dentistry sector as well.
Those that can afford private dental care go for it and its a great service, those that cant may have to wait to see their dentist but at least they will get seen at some point.
Its better then no dental care at all.

I have to admit my teeth are in a terrible state, however its due to the vast amount of coca-cola I drink! An evil American conspiracy to keep their cartoons in visual gags when visiting Britain tongue

Every country is stereotyped to be fair, Americans are stupid and fat, English are intellectual and buck toothed, Irish are drunks, Scots are incoherent, Welsh are patriotice hobbits demanding attention, French are smelly cowards, Germans will always be marching teutonic bastions of ill humour and Australians are...well pretty much every stereotype going!

Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

haha an english friend of mine has crooked teeth too! Never realised it's normal cuz he's english yikes

Could the cause be genetical?

Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

Sort of, Neanderthal man had better teeth than we do, homo sapiens have smaller jaws and our teeth bunch

but Americans do emphasize the highest standards of dental care and cosmetics, we spend a lot of time and money correcting that.  Or others do, I need braces on mine.  Or I could just get them knocked out in a bar...

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Ever wonder Why Brits have yellow crooked teeth ?

good dental care prevents loads of other medical costs smile

i wonder wether ppl know that some bleeching/whitening techniques are actually harmfull, especially when you re at it regularly?

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