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only americans get to bitch about things on the internet, everyone else ıs frowned upon

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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yeah...it sucksssss....waaaaa

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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"9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders."

painfully true...

Lemming of Fountains and Eltie Worshipper

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Why is germany better, thats pretty damn simple

http://thusspakebenji.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/why-germany/

> Justinian I wrote:
> Ouro,
Even though you were the first one to arrive at the scene who clearly pwned Einstein and showed how biased he is, you are an outright arsehole.

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*drools*

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Ewww.


I hate beer.

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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I'm not your friend guy!

I'm not a pheasant feather plucker or a feather plucker's son, but I can pluck a pheasant's feathers till the pheasant plucker comes!

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> Wild Flower Soul wrote:

> You have no idea how oversimplified that is. tongue




Oh yes I do, just because I make a short statement doesn't mean that's all I know. =]

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/hand-egg.jpg

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